The Great Headline thread

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Spain: Prosecutors to seek 8-year prison term for Shakira

Associated Press

[Starsky]

Spain: Prosecutors to seek 8-year prison term for Shakira

Associated Press

Ridiculous. The woman is a saint. Put her cheating husband in jail!

[kosmo vinyl]

Spain: Prosecutors to seek 8-year prison term for Shakira

Associated Press

Ridiculous. The woman is a saint. Put her cheating husband in jail!

Those Hips Don't Lie

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Passenger fined $1,874 after two undeclared McMuffins found in luggage

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Former White House physician Rep. Ronny Jackson pledges to never eat 'a whole plate of dog penis' again

[Cock Van Der Palm]

but he is still good with half a plate.

Former White House physician Rep. Ronny Jackson pledges to never eat 'a whole plate of dog penis' again

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but he is still good with half a plate.

Former White House physician Rep. Ronny Jackson pledges to never eat 'a whole plate of dog penis' again

Really not sure, also what if it was served in a cup or a bowl?
are cat penises off the table or is that still an option to eat

But I like that he's making campaign promises, we'll see how well he does resisting the temptation of BBQ Dog Penis at the next MAGA rally

[sweetcell]

Former White House physician Rep. Ronny Jackson pledges to never eat 'a whole plate of dog penis' again

any relation to:

Trump Says White House Doctor Ronny Jackson 'Loved Looking at My Body'

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Meet this year's child Mullet Championship finalists

(NPR?!)

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Richmond restaurant mogul hit with $3.2 million donut defamation suit

Donut defamation suit is my new band name

[grateful]

Any story about a $3.2 million donut belongs in the JA thread.

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For space…

Traffic brought to standstill after JK Rowling publicly trims her bush

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Lorde Swam the Potomac in a possible bid to become the worlds top Mutant Pop Star

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The Trump Taj Mahal casino sold for 4 cents on the dollar

See this is a great one sentence description of how horrible he was at running businesses. 

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Kids Yell “Poop” At Alexa, And These Musicians Profit