The Great Headline thread

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really thought this was the onion...but not the case


DNA Test Proves Ex-Wrestler Not Lauren Boebert’s Father

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My kinda church


Pastor Caught Dealing Weed and Mushrooms Out of Church

[kosmo vinyl]

CT couple alleges state is illegally filming their property by attaching camera to wandering bear

[kosmo vinyl]

A man has been arrested after being caught sunbathing naked outside a Taco Bell restaurant in Lowestoft.

A Lowestoft police spokesman said: "So yes, this happened. He's been slathered with aftersun and will be attending the court this morning."

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Despite it being one of my favorite films of last year, I did not, until this moment, know that “aftersun” is a thing.

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Colombia’s ‘Cocaine Hippo’ Population Is Even Bigger Than Scientists Thought

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A white supremacist took MDMA for a study, and it snapped him out of his beliefs: 'Why am I doing this?'

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New search for actor Julian Sands on California mountain is unsuccessful

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[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

The writer of that headline has peaked. Nothing will ever top that.

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With headlines like that, who needs articles anymore

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

With headlines like that, who needs articles anymore

Gilgamesh: the Headline

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Janitor heard ‘annoying alarms’ and turned off freezer, ruining 20 years of school research worth $1 million, lawsuit says

[Mark_Read]

England 'wanted to pick Wood' but settle for Tongue in all-seam attack

https://www.espn.com/cricket/story/_/id/37921700/ashes-2023-josh-tongue-named-lord-test-moeen-ali-misses-out

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tongue is not settling!