The Great Headline thread

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Anti-LGBTQ+ governor signs bill codifying same-sex marriage in Virginia

[kosmo vinyl]

Trouble in the JA

$500K Sand Dune Designed to Protect Coastal Homes Washes Away in Just 3 Days

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Yada, what are you doing in C'ville on a work day?


Masturbating man interrupts forum on Charlottesville jail renovation

[kosmo vinyl]

A cat in western Japan fell into a vat of toxic chemicals and scampered off into the night, prompting a warning from local officials.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

A cat in western Japan fell into a vat of toxic chemicals and scampered off into the night, prompting a warning from local officials.

Covid 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Ted Cruz roasted after PornHub pulls out of Texas

really think they actually could have done a much better job with the puns on this one
Jules, how would you title this article?


this isn't bad, but still missed the opportunity for a good pun

Ted Cruz and porn: a brief history

[Justin Tonation]

Ted Cruz roasted after PornHub pulls out of Texas

really think they actually could have done a much better job with the puns on this one
Jules, how would you title this article?


this isn't bad, but still missed the opportunity for a good pun

Ted Cruz and porn: a brief history

Sure he wasn't spitroasted?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Ted Cruz roasted after PornHub pulls out of Texas

really think they actually could have done a much better job with the puns on this one
Jules, how would you title this article?

What they've got is pretty good but subbing out "roasted" for "ramrodded" would take it next level.

[grateful]

Ben Folds Five Marriages

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Ben Folds Five Marriages

takes so little effort, but damn is that good
I bet the onion pitched that after his 3rd

[kosmo vinyl]

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I knew the end of the automatic 6% commissions was going to shake up the real estate industry but I didn’t think Walkie would throw in the cumtowel and find a new profession quite this quickly.

[grateful]

I knew the end of the automatic 6% commissions was going to shake up the real estate industry but I didn’t think Walkie would throw in the cumtowel and find a new profession quite this quickly.

First use of cumtowel in board history

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I knew the end of the automatic 6% commissions was going to shake up the real estate industry but I didn’t think Walkie would throw in the cumtowel and find a new profession quite this quickly.

First use of cumtowel in board history

I remain a trendsetter well into my third decade on here.

[nkotb]

Toddlers Smell Like Flowers, Teens Smell ‘Goatlike,’ Study Finds

Paid for by Matt Gaetz, i'd assume?