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« Reply #555 on: March 30, 2025, 07:21:01 am »
A lot to unpack here


Georgia bagpiper dies in Hawaii scuba accident days before missing son’s skeletal remains found in backyard treehouse
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #556 on: March 30, 2025, 04:30:14 pm »
Whoa, that requires multiple readings
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #557 on: March 30, 2025, 04:43:28 pm »
I lack the intestinal fortitude
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« Reply #558 on: April 01, 2025, 02:53:35 pm »
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #559 on: April 01, 2025, 06:57:57 pm »
Quote from: Justin Tonation on April 01, 2025, 02:53:35 pm
Someone couldn't resist...

Restaurant chain Hooters goes bust and files for bankruptcy protection
Low hanging fruit (boom siss)

This is better

Tits Up: Hooters Files for Bankruptcy
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #560 on: April 01, 2025, 07:24:04 pm »
Tits Up: Hooters Goes Bust

i'll see myself out...
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #561 on: April 04, 2025, 09:04:22 am »
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #562 on: April 04, 2025, 09:15:40 am »
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #563 on: April 04, 2025, 04:51:25 pm »
Mum dropped suitcase on foot to see if it would hurt, and broke foot
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #564 on: April 07, 2025, 04:43:42 pm »
Macaulay Culkin storms off stage after fans interrupt his kazoo solo


Oh it gets better

stormed off stage at Nottingham’s Rock City last night after the crowd booed his comedy band and pelted them with full pints of beer

Yes actual story
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #565 on: April 10, 2025, 03:42:04 pm »
Parrot screamed "fuck you" at firefighters during rescue and was finally lured down with cigarettes

Gothenburg Rescue Services had to rescue a parrot stuck in a tree in Kortedala on Wednesday evening. But the bird was not particularly grateful and is said to have shouted profanities at the firefighters. In the end, the owner had to lure it down with a pack of cigarettes.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #566 on: April 11, 2025, 10:33:57 am »
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« Reply #567 on: April 11, 2025, 10:37:42 am »
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« Reply #568 on: April 11, 2025, 11:02:48 am »
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #569 on: April 14, 2025, 11:58:24 am »
Quote from: hutch on April 11, 2025, 10:37:42 am
Quote from: Mark_Read on April 11, 2025, 10:33:57 am
Penguin in passenger seat causes helicopter crash in South Africa

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/penguin-south-africa-helicopter-crash-b2731388.html

Who the fuck blames a penguin?

what, you think they got tariffed just because??
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