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Dad joke, thread
« on: August 15, 2021, 12:19:12 pm »
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? . . . He ate the pizza, before it was cool."

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2021, 12:21:05 pm »
Did you hear about the lady who accidentally walked backwards into the industrial fan? Disaster.
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2021, 12:30:40 pm »
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Pay close attention to which one you see in a while, and which you see later.

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2021, 01:03:01 pm »
What does the echo call its friend?

Buddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy-uddy
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2021, 02:22:24 pm »
I went out with this woman the other night and she said she wasn't impressed and asked fora 12 inch sub.

I ran out to Subway and got her a roast beef special. She told me she actually wanted Tyrone, the guy who made it .

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2021, 12:10:02 pm »
What do you call, a gay ghost?

A homospectral.

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2021, 04:32:54 pm »
Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism

It's a light, sentence.

Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2021, 04:44:21 pm »
walkie, providing me with the ammo to get multiple eye rolls tonight at the dinner table

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2021, 10:45:21 pm »
How was, dinner?

Here's another one for your family entertainment.


Did you hear, about the cow who lost her baby?

Yeah . . . she was decalfinated

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2021, 05:53:45 pm »
Whats it called when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2021, 09:50:29 pm »
What, happens to a sailboat in a Category 5 hurricane?

Mast Destruction

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2021, 06:46:50 am »
I remember Kenny Loggins. But sometimes I struggle to remember Kenny Passwords.

https://twitter.com/mandapen/status/1432129037753896965?s=21
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2021, 11:34:45 am »
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2021, 07:07:47 pm »
FUN FACT!
Paul McCartney wrote a book in the 60s about Indian yoghurt based dips.

Paperback raita.

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2021, 05:39:10 am »
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