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WALKonBack · « **Reply #15 on:** September 13, 2021, 01:43:53 pm »

Do you know why, the old man fell down the well?

He couldn't see, that well.

grateful · « **Reply #16 on:** September 16, 2021, 11:28:07 am »

Elton John wanted to send his friends an invite to his house for a fancy evening party but couldn't find the right phrase...

Soiree seems to be the hardest word.

https://twitter.com/DadJokeMan/status/1438441585935532033

Justin Tonation · « **Reply #17 on:** September 16, 2021, 06:34:36 pm »

Saw some deer last night at the basketball half-court in the park. They were playing Horse.

grateful · « **Reply #18 on:** September 16, 2021, 06:38:17 pm »

Best news of the week - guarantee that the WFT won't lose on Sunday.

grateful · « **Reply #19 on:** September 18, 2021, 05:40:20 pm »

grateful · « **Reply #20 on:** October 16, 2021, 03:14:46 pm »

What did the boy say when he saw the cemetery covered in snow?

Icy dead people.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CVGS7hIpfdl/

grateful · « **Reply #21 on:** October 24, 2021, 11:26:21 am »

I own a pencil that was once used by William Shakespeare but he chewed it a lot, so I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B...

https://twitter.com/DadJokeMan/status/1452162306603900932

WALKonBack · « **Reply #22 on:** October 24, 2021, 01:51:22 pm »

What is faster . . . hot or cold?

Faster. You can always catch, a cold.

grateful · « **Reply #23 on:** October 24, 2021, 01:52:25 pm »

Is what is faster . . . hot or cold?

Faster. You can always catch, a cold.

That's hot

Justin Tonation · « **Reply #24 on:** November 19, 2021, 09:01:48 pm »

sweetcell · « **Reply #25 on:** December 28, 2021, 04:40:04 am »

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GAY,GUY · « **Reply #26 on:** December 30, 2021, 03:32:13 pm »

What did Oda Mae Brown, say to Mary on December 24th?

Molly . . . you in manger, gurl.

GAY,GUY · « **Reply #27 on:** October 09, 2022, 08:38:55 pm »

Why did the man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

Well, if he's going to be impotent, he might as well look impotent.

« **Reply #28 on:** September 25, 2023, 06:40:32 am »

We started a band and called ourselves Books

So no one can judge us by our covers

@dadsaysjokes

« **Reply #29 on:** November 07, 2023, 02:00:50 pm »

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