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« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2021, 01:43:53 pm »
Do you know why, the old man fell down the well?

He couldn't see, that well.

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2021, 11:28:07 am »
Elton John wanted to send his friends an invite to his house for a fancy evening party but couldn't find the right phrase...

Soiree seems to be the hardest word.

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2021, 06:34:36 pm »
Saw some deer last night at the basketball half-court in the park. They were playing Horse.
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2021, 06:38:17 pm »
Best news of the week - guarantee that the WFT won't lose on Sunday.

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2021, 05:40:20 pm »

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2021, 03:14:46 pm »
What did the boy say when he saw the cemetery covered in snow?

Icy dead people.

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2021, 11:26:21 am »
I own a pencil that was once used by William Shakespeare but he chewed it a lot, so I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B...

https://twitter.com/DadJokeMan/status/1452162306603900932

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2021, 01:51:22 pm »
What is faster . . . hot or cold?

Faster.   You can always catch, a cold.
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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2021, 01:52:25 pm »
Is what is faster . . . hot or cold?

Faster.   You can always catch, a cold.

That's hot

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« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2021, 09:01:48 pm »
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« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2021, 04:40:04 am »
RECOGNIZE:

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« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2021, 03:32:13 pm »
What did Oda Mae Brown, say to Mary on December 24th?

Molly . . . you in manger, gurl.

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Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2022, 08:38:55 pm »
Why did the man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

Well, if he's going to be impotent, he might as well look impotent.

Re: Dad joke, thread
« Reply #28 on: September 25, 2023, 06:40:32 am »
We started a band and called ourselves Books

So no one can judge us by our covers

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« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2023, 02:00:50 pm »
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