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WALKonBack
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Re: Dad joke, thread
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Reply #15 on:
September 13, 2021, 01:43:53 pm »
Do you know why, the old man fell down the well?
He couldn't see, that well.
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September 16, 2021, 11:28:07 am »
Elton John wanted to send his friends an invite to his house for a fancy evening party but couldn't find the right phrase...
Soiree seems to be the hardest word.
https://twitter.com/DadJokeMan/status/1438441585935532033
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September 16, 2021, 06:34:36 pm »
Saw some deer last night at the basketball half-court in the park. They were playing Horse.
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September 16, 2021, 06:38:17 pm »
Best news of the week - guarantee that the WFT won't lose on Sunday.
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September 18, 2021, 05:40:20 pm »
https://www.instagram.com/p/CT8ylWRMUYT/
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October 16, 2021, 03:14:46 pm »
What did the boy say when he saw the cemetery covered in snow?
Icy dead people.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CVGS7hIpfdl/
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October 24, 2021, 11:26:21 am »
I own a pencil that was once used by William Shakespeare but he chewed it a lot, so I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B...
https://twitter.com/DadJokeMan/status/1452162306603900932
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WALKonBack
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October 24, 2021, 01:51:22 pm »
What is faster . . . hot or cold?
Faster. You can always catch, a cold.
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October 24, 2021, 01:52:25 pm »
Quote from: WalkOnBack on October 24, 2021, 01:51:22 pm
Is what is faster . . . hot or cold?
Faster. You can always catch, a cold.
That's hot
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RECOGNIZE:
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December 30, 2021, 03:32:13 pm »
What did Oda Mae Brown, say to Mary on December 24th?
Molly . . . you in manger, gurl.
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GAY,GUY
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October 09, 2022, 08:38:55 pm »
Why did the man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?
Well, if he's going to be impotent, he might as well look impotent.
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September 25, 2023, 06:40:32 am »
We started a band and called ourselves Books
So no one can judge us by our covers
@dadsaysjokes
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