Favorite Movie Quotes

[kosmo vinyl]

Inspired by walkonby's thread and I'm sure we done this one before, but...
 
 Children of Men
 "Woke up, felt like shit. Went to work, felt like shit."

[sweetcell]

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

[sonickteam2]

definitely Clark Griswold from Christmas Vacation:
 
 "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, shitless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

[PigIron]

"...Bunch of slack-jawed faggots, around here! This stuff'll make you a Goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurs! Just like me."
 
 Or that Christopher Walken speech from Pulp Fiction....although that might not qualify as a quote.
 
 Or...about a half dozen quotes I can think of from Raising Arizona...

[PigIron]

Originally posted by sweetcell:
   

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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Oh damn.  Forgot about that one.  I never liked that entire saga, but that WAS a good one.

[Chulahoma]

"look whatcha did you little jerk!"

[Frank Gallagher]

"YER KILLED ME FOOK'N SCOO'A"
 Quadrophenia
 
 Honorable mention
 
 "OH AH AH OOOH OOOOH AH AH OH I LOVE YOUR COCK IN ME...OOH OOH I'M GONNA CUM. THAT'S IT OH YEAH OH YEAH....I WANT YOUR CUM IN MY MOUTH BABY"
 Pick a porno movie!!!

[godsshoeshine]

Yes, I can. The truth -- well, the truth is that I've had a long-standing problem with heroin addiction. I've been known to sniff it, smoke it, swallow it, stick it up my arse and inject it into my veins. I've been trying to combat this addiction, but unless you count social security scams and shoplifting, I haven't had a regular job in years. I feel it's important to mention this.

[twangirl]

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age."
 
 
 "I hate the fucking Eagles man."
 
 
 "Are you ready to die, punk?"

[vansmack]

"The world is full of guys.  Be a man."
 
 "Who wants a moustache ride?"
 
 "I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

[Shadrach]

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." - Bill Murray as Carl Spackler in Caddyshack

[godsshoeshine]

8 year-olds, dude

[kosmo vinyl]

Shaun of the Dead
 [looking through Shaun's LPs for suitable records to throw at two approaching zombies]
 
 Ed: 'Purple Rain'?
 Shaun: No.
 Ed: 'Sign o' the Times'?
 Shaun: Definitely not.
 Ed: The 'Batman' soundtrack?
 Shaun: Throw it.
 Ed: 'Dire Straits'?
 Shaun: Throw it.
 Ed: Ooh, 'Stone Roses'.
 Shaun: Um, No.
 Ed: 'Second Coming'.
 Shaun: I like it!
 Ed: Ahhh! 'Sade'.
 Shaun: Yeah, but that's Liz's!
 Ed: Yeah, but she did dump you.
 Shaun: Oh!

[HoyaSaxa03]

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot."
 
 ~ Hansel

[Venerable Bede]

never rub another man's rhubarb.  batman