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Jaguar

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1590 on: June 10, 2011, 06:02:46 pm »
Same thing. Either way, good jokes; unfortunately, it's all on us.

I'm calling it now. I fear that our next new naked emperor will be that slime ball Rick Perry, now governor of Texas. Yet another one who shows one card while actually playing a completely different and opposite one.
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1592 on: July 28, 2011, 08:44:41 pm »
i'm not sure what is worse with that story . . . the cars involved, or the hordes of people surrounding the accident gawking and holding up cell phones cameras.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1594 on: August 05, 2011, 10:03:45 am »
"There's Gonna Be Some Rockin' when one of the world?s best-selling bands teams up with the world?s most popular board game to bring you the ultimate AC/DC experience."

I always knew there was something missing from their shows...

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1595 on: August 05, 2011, 10:53:13 am »
Oops, it's a 700,000 prang... Hapless blonde crashes her Bentley into a Merc, Porsche, Ferrari and Aston Martin


It's Monte Carlo though...the DC equivelent would be a Camry hitting an Accord which pranged a Elantra that rear ended a Maxima that side swiped a Mazda 323.

I bet the owners just dumped those cars. They wouldn't have fixed them. Trust me, I've seen it happen down here. "I don't want it back, just sell me a new one"

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1596 on: August 11, 2011, 12:19:32 am »
Another case of a bizarre news event that sets up an array of even crazier comments.

Police Nab Alleged Zit-Popper Grossing Out Fast-Food Customers
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