Lance Armstrong for President~!

[mankie]

Because he can half his deficit in a single day!
 
   

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Half the deficit, and half the balls.

[mankie]

Doesn't seem to bother Sheryl.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Well when the alternative is blowing Kid Rock, Lance must seem like a godsend.
 
 

Originally posted by Bollocks:
  Doesn't seem to bother Sheryl.

[mankie]

EEEWWWWWW, was she banging him?

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

http://www.klrt.com/entertainment/music/story.aspx?content_id=1989D3BD-3BC0-4078-BA56-40E39B24E4A7

[mankie]

Another classic case of, "what the fuck does she see in him, she could do much better"...just like they say about me and my missus to be honest!

[mankie]

BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS!!!!  :mad:
 
 Tyler's gone down with a back injury. Must be bad because he's one tough dude having rode most of last years tour with a broken collar bone.
 
 Now I'm torn, I'd like Lance to win, but also don't want him to win more tours than the greatest cyclist ever, Big Ted!

[jkeisenh]

I'm still stickin' with Ullrich.  He'll come back.  He's good.  He knows how to.  Come on, Jan, don't let me down!
 
 But the *swoon* award goes to Thor Hjusfeld, of Norway, who is so *adorable* that it makes me want to get cable so i can watch him.

[mankie]

Originally posted by chimbly sweep:
  I'm still stickin' with Ullrich.  He'll come back.  He's good.  He knows how to.  Come on, Jan, don't let me down!
 
 But the *swoon* award goes to Thor Hjusfeld, of Norway, who is so *adorable* that it makes me want to get cable so i can watch him.

Ullrich is done. In fact, the way he's climbing those hills I would pass him and give him "the look"  

[mankie]

Ullrich had a good tt, but still lost another minute to Lance. How demoralizing must it have been for Basso to see Lance pass him after he'd started two minutes before him?
 
 Unless there's an accident or injury, Lance is the 6 time champion.

[Guiny]

Reminds me of the part on "Soldier" where Kurt Russell got passed by one of the new versions of Soldiers after starting twenty minutes ahead.

[jkeisenh]

Originally posted by Bollocks:
  Ullrich had a good tt, but still lost another minute to Lance. How demoralizing must it have been for Basso to see Lance pass him after he'd started two minutes before him?
 
 Unless there's an accident or injury, Lance is the 6 time champion.

Yup, I'll agree with that.  Darnit, Ullrich, what the heck is your problem?  Don't you know you're aiming for #1, not #2?  #1 wins.  Believe me.

[mankie]

Originally posted by chimbly sweep:
   

Originally posted by Bollocks:
  Ullrich had a good tt, but still lost another minute to Lance. How demoralizing must it have been for Basso to see Lance pass him after he'd started two minutes before him?
 
 Unless there's an accident or injury, Lance is the 6 time champion.

Yup, I'll agree with that.  Darnit, Ullrich, what the heck is your problem?  Don't you know you're aiming for #1, not #2?  #1 wins.  Believe me. [/b]

He's German, they're used to coming second...  

[jkeisenh]

For those boardies really into it...
 MORE (Mid-Atlantic Off-Road Enthusiasts) is having a Tour de France party tonight, showing highlights and replays and giving away tons-o-stuff, including a postie bike!  (wow!)
 
 McFaddens
 8-10pm
 Thu July 22
 
 I'll be there before I jump on my bike to make Ted Leo...