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slappy

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2006, 02:44:00 pm »
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Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Why oh why didn't Lawrence Taylor do the world a favor and break Theismann's vocal cords?
Little known secret. Joe religiously worked out the vocal cords in a diaper at Carlisle. He was trying to replace 'the other dude' in Wham!
 It would've been impossible for LT!
 
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Sage 703

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2006, 04:21:00 pm »
Bear down, Chicago Bears...
 
   <img src="http://www.nynewsday.com/media/photo/2004-10/14688087.jpg" alt=" - " />
 
 We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
 Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
 We're so bad we know we're good.
 Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
 You know we're just struttin' for fun
 Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
 We're not here to start no trouble.
 We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.
 
 Walter Payton:
 Well, they call me Sweetness,
 And I like to dance.
 Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.
 We've had the goal since training camp
 To give Chicago a Super Bowl chance.
 And we're not doin' this
 Because we're greedy.
 The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy.
 We didn't come here to look for trouble,
 We just came here to do
 The Super Bowl Shuffle.
 
 Willie Gault:
 This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class.
 I like runnin' but i love to get the pass.
 I practice all day and dance all night,
 I got to get ready for the Sunday fight.
 Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl,
 I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.
 There's not one here that does it like me,
 My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.
 
 Mike Singletary:
 I'm Samurai Mike I stop'em cold.
 Part of the defense, big and bold,
 I've been jammin' for quite a while,
 Doin' what's right and settin' the style,
 Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,
 Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
 I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
 I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle
 
 Jim McMahon :
 I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon.
 When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.
 I just throw my body all over the field.
 I can't dance, but I can throw the pill.
 I motivate the cats, I like to tease.
 I play so cool, I aim to please.
 That's why you all got here on the double
 To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.
 
 Otis Wilson :
 I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind.
 The ladies all love me
 For my body and my mind.
 I'm slick on the floor as I can be
 But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
 Some guys are jealous
 Of my style and class,
 That's why some end up on their -,
 I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
 I just get down to The Super Bowl Shuffle.
 
 Steve Fuller:
 They say Jimbo is our man.
 If Jimmy can't do it, I sure can.
 This is Steve, and it's no wonder
 I run like lightnin', pass like thunder.
 So bring on Atlanta, bring on Dallas,
 This is for Mike and Papa Bear Halas.
 I'm not here to feather his ruffle,
 I just came here to do
 The Super Bowl Shuffle.
 
 Mike Richardson:
 I'm L.A. Mike, and I play it cool.
 They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.
 I fly on the field and get on down.
 Everybody knows I don't mess around.
 I can break'em, shake'em,
 Any time of day.
 I like to steal it and make 'em pay,
 So please don't cry to beat my hustle
 'Cause I'm just here to do
 The Super Bowl Shuffle.
 
 Richard Dent:
 The sackman's comin', I'm your man Dent.
 if the quarterback's slow,
 He's gonna get bent.
 We stop the run, we stop the pass,
 I like to dump guys on their -.
 We love to play for the world's best fans,
 You better start makin'
 Your Super Bowl plans.
 But don't get ready or go to any trouble
 Unless you practice
 The Super Bowl Shuffle.
 
 Gary Fencik:
 It's Gary here, and I'm Mr.Clean.
 They call me "hit man,"
 Don't know what they mean.
 They throw it long and watch me run,
 I'm on my man, one-on-one.
 Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone,
 That's why they call us the 46 zone.
 Come on everybody let's scream and yell,
 We're goin' to do the Shuffle,
 Then ring your bell.
 
 William Perry:
 You're lookin' at the Fridge,
 I'm the rookie.
 I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie.
 You've seen me hit, you've seen me run,
 When I get the pass, we'll have more fun.
 I can dance, you will see
 The others, they all learn from me.
 I don't come here lookin' for trouble,
 I just came here to do
 The Super Bowl Shuffle.

ggw

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2006, 04:35:00 pm »
If the Super Bowl ends up as the Bears vs. the Pats, I think the league should mandate a return to the 1985 uniforms:
 
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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #48 on: January 09, 2006, 04:44:00 pm »
Which football players have been to Brokeback Mountain?

Taster

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2006, 05:46:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
  Which football players have been to Brokeback Mountain?
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pj

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #50 on: January 09, 2006, 06:18:00 pm »

pj

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2006, 06:20:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer:
  Which football players have been to Brokeback Mountain?
Etan de Balzac, Footieball player...   :p   [/b]

Frank Gallagher

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #52 on: January 10, 2006, 06:25:00 am »
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....and you wonder why the rest of the world hates America.
 
 Do the redskins still have those chubby cross-dressers?

slappy

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #53 on: January 10, 2006, 10:53:00 am »
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  ....and you wonder why the rest of the world hates America.
 
:roll:

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #54 on: January 10, 2006, 11:02:00 am »
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
 Do the redskins still have those chubby cross-dressers? [/QB]
Isn't Beckham (sp) a cross dresser?

pj

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #55 on: January 10, 2006, 11:55:00 am »
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
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[/QB][/QUOTE]....and you wonder why the rest of the world hates America.
 
 Do the redskins still have those chubby cross-dressers? [/QB][/QUOTE]
 
 It may be weird to have a grown man dressed up like that, but I'm sure he's no soccer hooligan.

chaz

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #56 on: January 10, 2006, 12:03:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
 Do the redskins still have those chubby cross-dressers? [/b]
Isn't Beckham (sp) a cross dresser? [/QB]
In fact, isn't cross-dressing pretty much the british national pastime?

Frank Gallagher

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2006, 05:57:00 am »
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Originally posted by slappy:
   
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  ....and you wonder why the rest of the world hates America.
 
;)

Frank Gallagher

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2006, 06:00:00 am »
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Originally posted by P.J.:
   
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
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[/QB][/QUOTE[/QB]
but I'm sure he's no soccer hooligan. [/QB][/QUOTE]
 
 You've never been to a sports event that involves any team from Philly then?

Barcelona

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Re: hey skins fans ....
« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2006, 09:46:00 am »
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Originally posted by slappy:
   
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Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  ....and you wonder why the rest of the world hates America.
 
:roll:  [/b]
quick search google "riot ncaa final". we are pretty much the same shit nowadays.
 
 http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/basketball/men/02tourney/2002-04-02-collegepark.htm
 
 Violence, arrests follow NCAA final
 
 By staff and wire reports
 
 By Roberto Borea, AP
 Revelers around a fire near the University of Maryland campus after the Terrapins won the NCAA title.  
 
 Fans â?? some of them violent â?? hit the streets of College Park and Bloomington Tuesday night following Maryland's 64-52 victory over Indiana for the NCAA basketball championship.
 
 The Maryland crowd turned riotous, breaking the window of a bicycle shop, throwing bottles and other objects at police and lighting bonfires.
 
 Several officers suffered minor injuries when they were struck by thrown objects, said state police Lt. Bud Frank.
 
 Authorities made 15 arrests, with charges ranging from aggravated assault to disorderly conduct, an official said.
 
 "This is terrible. We've finally started to lose the reputation as the Len Bias death school, and now we're known as the riot school," said student Josh Fingold, 21, referring to the 1986 cocaine overdose death of the Maryland basketball star.
 
 In Bloomington, about 40 people were treated for injuries including burns, cuts and too much alcohol, a Bloomington Hospital official said. Flying debris caused head cuts for two state troopers, who required stitches, and minor injuries to 21 officers, officials said.
 
 Officers used with tear gas, sending hundreds of students and fans from an intersection near the edge of the IU campus.
 
 Police said they arrested about 30 people on charges including public intoxication, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct. Four others were charged with battery on a police officer.
 
 The destruction included torched couches and trash bins, and toppled street signs and mail boxes.
 
 "When students started getting pelted with bottles that's when we decided to move and disperse the crowd," Bloomington Police Capt. Mike Deikhoff said. "If the crowd hadn't started throwing beer bottles and setting fires we wouldn't have had to act."
 
 The damage in Maryland did not appear to be as bad as after last year's Final Four loss to Duke when one bonfire caused an estimated $500,000 in damage and disrupted cable service when it burned through a fiber optic line.
 
 This year, Maj. Jeff Cox of the Prince George's County police, said most of the revelers did not cause trouble, blaming a few rogues.
 
 "I wish I knew why we keep having this problem. I'm hoping tonight we found the formula for taking care of it," Cox said.