Author Topic: I want to be a juggalo  (Read 4404 times)

thirsty moore

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I want to be a juggalo
« on: August 22, 2005, 05:11:00 pm »
What is a juggalo?
 Lemme think for a second. (well? )
 Oh, he gets butt naked.
 And then he walks through the street winkin‚?? at freaks,
 Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!
 What is a juggalo?
 He just don‚??t care.
 He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
 Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
 He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that,
 What is a juggalo?
 He drinks like a fish,
 And then he starts huggin‚?? people like a drunk bitch,
 Next thing he‚??s pickin‚?? fights with his best friends,
 Then he starts with the huggin‚?? again, fuck,
 What is a juggalo?
 A fuckin‚?? lunatic.
 Somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
 Then he jumps out a ten-story window√©√©√©oh!
 (chorus:)
 What is a juggalo?
 A juggalo? if that‚??s what it is, well fuck if I know.
 What is a juggalo?
 I don‚??t know, but I‚??m down with the clown, and I‚??m down for life, yo.
 (end chorus)
 (chorus)
 (vocal breakdown)
 What is a juggalo?
 A dead body.
 Well he ain‚??t really dead, but he ain‚??t like anybody
 That you‚??ve ever met before.
 He‚??ll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
 What is a jug-
 What the fuck? connec-man, that shit‚??s wack.
 Don‚??t worry ‚??bout my shit, just rap, mutha fucker.
 What is a juggalo?
 He ain‚??t a bitch boy.
 He‚??ll walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
 Walks right in the house where ya havin‚?? supper,
 And dip his nuts in ya soup√©√©bloop!
 What is a juggalo?
 Well he ain‚??t a phoney.
 He‚??ll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
 And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit,
 Cuz you‚??re a stupid-ass dumb fuckin‚?? idiot.
 What is a juggalo?
 He‚??s a graduate.
 He graduated from......well,
 At least he‚??s got a job, he‚??s not a dumb putz,
 He works for himself scratchin‚?? his nuts, ha!
 What is a juggalo?
 A hulkamaniac.
 He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. (bwa!)
 People like him till they find out he‚??s unstable.
 He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (oh my god!)

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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2005, 05:20:00 pm »
So, basically, flawd is a juggalo? How informative!

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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2005, 02:14:00 am »
Insane clown posse is just a white trash of cypress hill wannabes. detroit might be ghetto, but you wont see any clowns walking around SC LA without getting their ass shot. Try it sometime, you'll crap in your bullet-proof star trek underooos before the bullet hits you. I'm done wasting my time.

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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2005, 08:37:00 am »
Sounds like someone is having a bad morning.

thirsty moore

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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2005, 09:41:00 am »
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Originally posted by organizedconfusion:
  Insane clown posse is just a white trash of cypress hill wannabes. detroit might be ghetto, but you wont see any clowns walking around SC LA without getting their ass shot. Try it sometime, you'll crap in your bullet-proof star trek underooos before the bullet hits you. I'm done wasting my time.
Whatever juggalo, SC LA is totally clowntown.

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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2005, 09:44:00 am »
if you keep talking about them, they will come.  you DO NOT want this.  trust me.  just stop.

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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2005, 09:45:00 am »
I can't believe you all are taking me seriously here.
 
 That said, bring on the juggaloes!

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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2005, 10:02:00 am »
i'm not taking anything seriously other than the fact that every time that word is uttered/typed/whatever, i find myself surrounded by morons.

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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2005, 10:11:00 am »
I'm a bit late to the game as I've only been recently introduced to the trend.  Having done some light research in google images -- and finding that horrendous "diatribe", I have to say that I feel really bad for people that paint their faces like those clowns.

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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2005, 10:12:00 am »
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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2005, 10:31:00 am »
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Originally posted by econo:
  I'm a bit late to the game as I've only been recently introduced to the trend.  Having done some light research in google images -- and finding that horrendous "diatribe", I have to say that I feel really bad for people that paint their faces like those clowns.
Didn't David Bowie paint his face in the day? What a clown he is.

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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2005, 10:37:00 am »
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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2005, 11:07:00 am »
Insane Clown Posse might be the best example of the need for retro-active abortions as any I have ever come across. This group should have never have been allowed to exist and needs to be destroyed....

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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2005, 11:08:00 am »
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Originally posted by Jonas Grumby:
 This group should have never have been allowed to exist and needs to be destroyed....
Or, they need to be lauded.

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Re: I want to be a juggalo
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2022, 05:09:07 pm »
ďJuggalos are good,Ē Steve Albini says

"Less annoying than Deadheads by an order of magnitude," he went on. "Very few lawyers and CEOs for a start."
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