What is a juggalo?
Lemme think for a second. (well? )
Oh, he gets butt naked.
And then he walks through the street winkinâ?? at freaks,
Wit a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks!
What is a juggalo?
He just donâ??t care.
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that,
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish,
And then he starts hugginâ?? people like a drunk bitch,
Next thing heâ??s pickinâ?? fights with his best friends,
Then he starts with the hugginâ?? again, fuck,
What is a juggalo?
A fuckinâ?? lunatic.
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
Then he jumps out a ten-story windowéééoh!
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What is a juggalo?
A juggalo? if thatâ??s what it is, well fuck if I know.
What is a juggalo?
I donâ??t know, but Iâ??m down with the clown, and Iâ??m down for life, yo.
(end chorus)
(chorus)
(vocal breakdown)
What is a juggalo?
A dead body.
Well he ainâ??t really dead, but he ainâ??t like anybody
That youâ??ve ever met before.
Heâ??ll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a jug-
What the fuck? connec-man, that shitâ??s wack.
Donâ??t worry â??bout my shit, just rap, mutha fucker.
What is a juggalo?
He ainâ??t a bitch boy.
Heâ??ll walk through to the hills and beat down a rich boy.
Walks right in the house where ya havinâ?? supper,
And dip his nuts in ya soupéébloop!
What is a juggalo?
Well he ainâ??t a phoney.
Heâ??ll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit,
Cuz youâ??re a stupid-ass dumb fuckinâ?? idiot.
What is a juggalo?
Heâ??s a graduate.
He graduated from......well,
At least heâ??s got a job, heâ??s not a dumb putz,
He works for himself scratchinâ?? his nuts, ha!
What is a juggalo?
A hulkamaniac.
He powerbombs mutha fuckas into thumbtacks. (bwa!)
People like him till they find out heâ??s unstable.
He sabued ya mama through a coffee table. (oh my god!)
