Biggest d!ck move in a bar..

[yinzer]

i can't agree with etan enough.  esp. if one is pissing in a shitter.  there is no chance of urinal splatter, and one is far better off not to touch anything in the bathroom if it can be avoided.  there is a huge difference b/t taking a dump and a leak.  this whole washing hands after taking a leak bit is a crock of, well, shit.

[thirsty moore]

Originally posted by duderino:
  if i'm in the bathroom and i see a guy leave without washing his hands, i like to wait until i see the guy talking to a girl and then come up to them and inform the girl that he didn't wash his hands. but that's not really a dick move. cause not washing your hands is gross.

You wear kleenex boxes on your feet as well?

[ggw]

Note to self:  Never shake hands with Rhett or jdr.

[yinzer]

i certinly wash my hands if i feel it is needed, but the whole automatic hand wash thing after taking a leak is a bit silly.  esp. for a low hanging urinal/trough or in a shitter.  there is no splatter.  that's all i'm saying.  dump = handwashing.  urinal which causes splatter on hands = handwashing.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

So what do you think about white t-shirts under a polo shirt?
 
 

Originally posted by jdr:
  i certinly wash my hands if i feel it is needed, but the whole automatic hand wash thing after taking a leak is a bit silly.  esp. for a low hanging urinal/trough or in a shitter.  there is no splatter.  that's all i'm saying.  dump = handwashing.  urinal which causes splatter on hands = handwashing.

[Celeste]

Originally posted by SalParadise:
  i meant to give the girl 3 $20s ($20 tip). but it was dark, i was pretty ripped... next time i go to buy a drink, i notice only 2 $100s are there. so i gave her $140 (2 $20s and a $100). i tell my friends, they're laughing at me...

no way should you have even tried to get your money back, you play, you pay...too funny!

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by Celeste:
  no way should you have even tried to get your money back, you play, you pay...too funny!

I concur. You had a better chance of magically finding forgotten money in your shoe then you do in getting money back from a stripper.

[Herr Professor Doktor Doom]

Wow, you guys are gross...

[lionforce5]

Seriously.  It's not like the extra 15 seconds it takes to wash your hands is really a big hindrance on your time, and if your schedule's that tight you might need to take a vacation.

[vansmack]

I think my best strip joint dick move was asking the token small breasted stripper to give me a lap dance.
 
 Half way through the dance, I asked her "Are those real?"
 
 She walked away.
 
 And I was asked to leave.  Hey, free half dance though.

[yinzer]

So what do you think about white t-shirts under a polo shirt?
 
 i have never really thought about it.  it is probably best to stay away from a polo shirt altogether unless one has occasion to golf i suppose.

[godsshoeshine]

in college i used to go the strip clubs with not much money. in pennsylvania they give you free beer, so i'd drink beer and if a stripper started dancing in front of me i'd watch until it became time to give my dollar. then i'd talk to the person next to me

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I have never been to a strip club.

[yinzer]

camelot has pretty good drink specials featuring $8 beers.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

If the 9:30 Club raises their beer prices again, will that mean naked bartenders?
 
 

Originally posted by jdr:
  camelot has pretty good drink specials featuring $8 beers.