once at a strip club in vegas: it's around 6am, full night of drinking...i get a lapdance. girl asks me if i want another one, i say ok. so two dances later i owe $40. (earlier that night, i had some luck at the black jack table and was up $300.) so i have 3 $100 bills and like 5 $20s.
i meant to give the girl 3 $20s ($20 tip). but it was dark, i was pretty ripped... next time i go to buy a drink, i notice only 2 $100s are there. so i gave her $140 (2 $20s and a $100). i tell my friends, they're laughing at me...
and i know it's wrong, but next she came around, i gave her the subtle, indirect interrogation/trying to see if she's lying by really looking at her facial expression thing.
"so, you liked that tip i gave you?" "oh yes, thank you...would you like another dance?"
the face off was exactly like that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where larry thinks he tipped the hispanic waiter at the club twice, complete with the long silent stairs/eye-squinting/pseudo-mindreading.
we kinda went back and forth until i just flat out said "i meant to give you $60 but i accidentally gave you a $100 bill". she was actually cool about it, yet still denied it. i'd like to blame the alcohol for my gumption... but i was way out of line there. it was my dumbass fault for not looking at the money and that's that.
