Hey Seth

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

What are the odds of getting a Talking Heads ticket for $30 on Stubhub?

does this hypothetical involve a time machine?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

You are right, Julian. I guess it is safe to assume they are never leaving Brooklyn again.

Seriously, did I misread the announcement? Is this 20 dates or 20 dates each month from now on?

Obviously I'm proposing no such thing.

How about this, pal: if LCD SS plays a DC-area show (Baltimore does not count) before 3/31/2022, I'll buy you a general admission ticket. If they don't, you buy me a $25 IMP Gift Card?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

What are the odds of getting a Talking Heads ticket for $30 on Stubhub?

does this hypothetical involve a time machine?

If the Talking Heads who famously have indicated they will never reunite ever were to do so for a one-off, I think its pretty obvious it would be in DC because Seth is bringing the pole back to retro-930 and that pole is the cornerstone upon which all of rock n roll -- pre-pole and post-pole -- exists and was formed.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

We are going to need a thread for all these side bets

[grateful]

All hail the pole.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

All hail the pole.

The Julian's Pole thread is going to be amazing.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

while we are putting our wish list out there

Think you could get Rick to do the smiths thing in DC the day after this tour???

New Kids On The Block: The Mixtape Tour 2022, with Salt N Pepa, En Vogue and Rick Astley
Sat, July 23, 2022 (last date of the tour)
Capital One Arena, Washington, DC

[Here's the thing]

You are right, Julian. I guess it is safe to assume they are never leaving Brooklyn again.

Seriously, did I misread the announcement? Is this 20 dates or 20 dates each month from now on?

Obviously I'm proposing no such thing.

How about this, pal: if LCD SS plays a DC-area show (Baltimore does not count) before 3/31/2022, I'll buy you a general admission ticket. If they don't, you buy me a $25 IMP Gift Card?

Thanks for the generous offer. To be clear, I wasn’t predicting a show in my question to Seth. I was asking if one was likely. I’m old and don’t want to travel to Brooklyn anytime soon. Sometimes we get lucky with answers around here.
However, being a sporting fellow, how about this. If a show in the DC area is announced by Feb. 1, I win. If not, you do. It will be fun to play. Are there any merch offerings or gift cards that benefit staph? If so, let’s bet one of those. If not, a $25.00 IMP gift card works.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

You are right, Julian. I guess it is safe to assume they are never leaving Brooklyn again.

Seriously, did I misread the announcement? Is this 20 dates or 20 dates each month from now on?

Obviously I'm proposing no such thing.

How about this, pal: if LCD SS plays a DC-area show (Baltimore does not count) before 3/31/2022, I'll buy you a general admission ticket. If they don't, you buy me a $25 IMP Gift Card?

Thanks for the generous offer. To be clear, I wasn’t predicting a show in my question to Seth. I was asking if one was likely. I’m old and don’t want to travel to Brooklyn anytime soon. Sometimes we get lucky with answers around here.
However, being a sporting fellow, how about this. If a show in the DC area is announced by Feb. 1, I win. If not, you do. It will be fun to play. Are there any merch offerings or gift cards that benefit staph? If so, let’s bet one of those. If not, a $25.00 IMP gift card works.

I am fine with your alternative wager. Game on.

[Here's the thing]

You are right, Julian. I guess it is safe to assume they are never leaving Brooklyn again.

Seriously, did I misread the announcement? Is this 20 dates or 20 dates each month from now on?

Obviously I'm proposing no such thing.

How about this, pal: if LCD SS plays a DC-area show (Baltimore does not count) before 3/31/2022, I'll buy you a general admission ticket. If they don't, you buy me a $25 IMP Gift Card?

Thanks for the generous offer. To be clear, I wasn’t predicting a show in my question to Seth. I was asking if one was likely. I’m old and don’t want to travel to Brooklyn anytime soon. Sometimes we get lucky with answers around here.
However, being a sporting fellow, how about this. If a show in the DC area is announced by Feb. 1, I win. If not, you do. It will be fun to play. Are there any merch offerings or gift cards that benefit staph? If so, let’s bet one of those. If not, a $25.00 IMP gift card works.

I am fine with your alternative wager. Game on.

Let’s rock and roll. I am sad that you have to root against an LCD show to win, though.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

You are right, Julian. I guess it is safe to assume they are never leaving Brooklyn again.

Seriously, did I misread the announcement? Is this 20 dates or 20 dates each month from now on?

Obviously I'm proposing no such thing.

How about this, pal: if LCD SS plays a DC-area show (Baltimore does not count) before 3/31/2022, I'll buy you a general admission ticket. If they don't, you buy me a $25 IMP Gift Card?

Thanks for the generous offer. To be clear, I wasn’t predicting a show in my question to Seth. I was asking if one was likely. I’m old and don’t want to travel to Brooklyn anytime soon. Sometimes we get lucky with answers around here.
However, being a sporting fellow, how about this. If a show in the DC area is announced by Feb. 1, I win. If not, you do. It will be fun to play. Are there any merch offerings or gift cards that benefit staph? If so, let’s bet one of those. If not, a $25.00 IMP gift card works.

I am fine with your alternative wager. Game on.

Let’s rock and roll. I am sad that you have to root against an LCD show to win, though.

I mean if there's no LCD SS show, I win. If there is an LCD SS show, I get to go to the LCD SS show with date Here's the Thing.

You do understand we're going together, yeah?

[vansmack]

You do understand we're going together, yeah?

This just went from enjoyable to awkward....

[challenged]

You do understand we're going together, yeah?

This just went from enjoyable to wholesome....

FTFY

[Here's the thing]

You are right, Julian. I guess it is safe to assume they are never leaving Brooklyn again.

Seriously, did I misread the announcement? Is this 20 dates or 20 dates each month from now on?

Obviously I'm proposing no such thing.

How about this, pal: if LCD SS plays a DC-area show (Baltimore does not count) before 3/31/2022, I'll buy you a general admission ticket. If they don't, you buy me a $25 IMP Gift Card?

Thanks for the generous offer. To be clear, I wasn’t predicting a show in my question to Seth. I was asking if one was likely. I’m old and don’t want to travel to Brooklyn anytime soon. Sometimes we get lucky with answers around here.
However, being a sporting fellow, how about this. If a show in the DC area is announced by Feb. 1, I win. If not, you do. It will be fun to play. Are there any merch offerings or gift cards that benefit staph? If so, let’s bet one of those. If not, a $25.00 IMP gift card works.

I am fine with your alternative wager. Game on.

Let’s rock and roll. I am sad that you have to root against an LCD show to win, though.

I mean if there's no LCD SS show, I win. If there is an LCD SS show, I get to go to the LCD SS show with date Here's the Thing.

You do understand we're going together, yeah?

Ha! I’m flattered, but I don’t think my most recent marriage contract extension allows me to “date” or “get together” with anyone other than Ms. Here’s The Thing, but I will be happy to buy you a beer at the show.
Good point about the win either way.

[Here's the thing]

You do understand we're going together, yeah?

This just went from enjoyable to awkward....

It was certainly an odd turn of events. I don’t understand the kids and their online dating practices.