Quick, someone make a herpes joke.
^ You are correct.
Confirmation
Q: How does herpes leave the hospital?
A: On crotches
Q: What's the difference between love and herpes?
A: Herpes lasts forever
Q: Which of the following does not belong: AIDS, gonorrhea, herpes, or Bill Clinton?
A: Gonorrhea -- it can be cured.
Q: Why is Michael Irvin (Dallas Cowboys) like herpes?
A: He's embarrassing, goes away for weeks but then comes back, and responds well to drugs.
Q: Why did the dumb blonde name her dog Herpes
A: Because it wouldn't heel
Q: How can you tell if you're staying over at the wrong girl's apartment?
A: The towels in her bathroom are labeled "His" and "Herpes."
Q: What is a nymphomaniac's worst nightmare?
A: Meeting a handsome guy with a real big penis and herpes.
