Originally posted by god's shoeshine:
30% pens fans, 20% caps fans and half empty
Let's kill some myths for functionally retarded Pen's fans.
1. There is no Santa
2. Caps attendance is continuing to do
well.
Last two games have been a sellout and close to sellout. And how soon we forget, the rabid Pen's fans were close to losing their team to
KC last year. And hey? What was Pittsburgh's attendance like just a few years ago? Oh yeah...that's
right! 3. Photo with boss...Creepy
Photo with boss that you happen to live with... Super Creepy Ghey
No Sidney, that's not a pen in Mario's front pocket.
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4. Malkin getting the Hart? Bwhhaaa. haaaa. Let me know when he can beat Ovie's stats - Ranks in the NHL (through Monday's games): first in points, first in goals, first in PPGs, tied for first in GWGs, first in shots, 12th in hits, sixth in takeaways
Thanks for playing along.
Can't wait to see all 50 gagillion billion Pen's fans at the next game. Hope they make enough cotton candy for you all.