The Beer Thread

[kosmo vinyl]

The destruction of beer reminds me of the time when Coors was only available in certain parts of the country, there was such a demand for  it people were illegally transporting it across states.  A load of land it landed in the Grosse Pointes of Michigan and then confiscated by the authorities, who proceeded to steamroll the cans in a local parking lot...

if only the modern bootleggers had only remembered to transport the stuff across the river...

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They have figured out a way to hate the woke beer companies...but still drink the beer swill you love!
I mean, this is genius and I can't believe I hadn't thought of this

just slip on a real women of politics condom, and you are set

https://twitter.com/SarahHuckabee/status/1650312411524497410?s=20

do they make one for chick-fil a nugs??  asking for a friend

[hutch]

Smokey and the bandit!!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Smokey and the bandit!!

This is what I was thinking too. I think people forget that all of that insanity in the film is based around getting beer to a nascar race on time.

[Space Freely]

The bad news is the Bruery retail store in Union Market is closing. The good news is:

Rumor has it The Bruery is not done with the DC-area, however. They may be looking at either Alexandria or Arlington for a tasting room, with retail and distribution components as well. We’ll monitor this situation and keep you updated

https://dcbeer.com/2023/04/24/dcs-bruery-store-to-close-at-the-end-of-april/

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Arlinton would be nice!

[Yada]

The bad news is the Bruery retail store in Union Market is closing. The good news is:

Rumor has it The Bruery is not done with the DC-area, however. They may be looking at either Alexandria or Arlington for a tasting room, with retail and distribution components as well. We’ll monitor this situation and keep you updated

https://dcbeer.com/2023/04/24/dcs-bruery-store-to-close-at-the-end-of-april/

When is the last time you willinging chose a Bruery beer for consumption (other than the bottles in your cellar from 2012)?

[Space Freely]

The bad news is the Bruery retail store in Union Market is closing. The good news is:

Rumor has it The Bruery is not done with the DC-area, however. They may be looking at either Alexandria or Arlington for a tasting room, with retail and distribution components as well. We’ll monitor this situation and keep you updated

https://dcbeer.com/2023/04/24/dcs-bruery-store-to-close-at-the-end-of-april/

When is the last time you willinging chose a Bruery beer for consumption (other than the bottles in your cellar from 2012)?

When I visited their tasting room in Anaheim in Summer 2021. I'll take a Bruery sour any day of the week.

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Frühlingsfest

Aslin Beer Co's second annual  in Alexandria!

 The event will take place at Aslin Alexandria and from 12PM-5PM on Saturday, May 6th, 2023. We're excited to welcome a number of our brewery partners on site for guests to try a variety of lagers.

Tickets are $25 and include a tasting glass and four 8oz pours.

https://www.exploretock.com/aslin-beer-company--alexandria-alexandria/event/404175

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welp not totally dead as they are thinking of reopening somewhere else

New District Brewing Company

After a great run, we are sad to announce that New District Brewing Company will be closing our location in Shirlington at the end of May. While we're still optimistic about reopening in a new location, for the moment we are saying goodbye.

[hutch]

[sweetcell]

^ cool, awaiting reviews

[Yada]

^ cool, awaiting reviews

Their pils is the one beer I like of theirs... hopefully it's that offering in a different can.

[Space Freely]

Astro Lab closing, space taken over by Third Hill. That's surprising, I thought Astro Lab was supposed to be the best of the bunch in Silver Spring.

https://dcbeer.com/2023/05/09/astro-lab-to-close-third-hill-to-open/

[Yada]

Astro Lab closing, space taken over by Third Hill. That's surprising, I thought Astro Lab was supposed to be the best of the bunch in Silver Spring.

https://dcbeer.com/2023/05/09/astro-lab-to-close-third-hill-to-open/

They are...

Best does not equate to making money or sustainable