When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[walk,on,by]

that woman is 'morbidly obese'?  I think she is hot.  this is obese

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

that woman is 'morbidly obese'?  I think she is hot.  this is obese

While her Wilhelmina portfolio only gives height and measurements, not an exact weight, she is listed as 5'11" and "around 280 pounds" according to an interview. Taking her at her word, she has a BMI in the 40 range. She is unquestionably morbidly obese, albeit not as morbidly obese as these other women.

[vansmack]

Gilbert Arenas Banned from County Fair for winning all the Prizes

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Gilbert Arenas Banned from County Fair for winning all the Prizes

Damn it, you beat me to it.

[vansmack]

Damn it, you beat me to it.

I'm sure it's only because my OC friends greatly outnumber yours.

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Damn it, you beat me to it.

I'm sure it's only because my OC friends greatly outnumber yours.

If I hadn't spent those five minutes researching his career salary earnings out of my own curiousity. . . if only. . .

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Minor League Baseball Team Apologizes For Corey Feldman Concert

As USA Today reports, the team has now issued an apology for the performance ? partially because the women were scantily clad and people might not have been expecting that, and partially because of how much it sucked

Oh man this is hilarious. He's set to be at the Potomac Nationals "Goonies Night". I don't know if he's doing a concert though or just sitting there being old and weird. I hope it's both!

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Bald man calls for Hollywood to stop portraying the bald as evil

[Justin Tonation]

In tangent to this thread: stupid headline

Inova building exterminated after bedbugs found

Whoa! Destroyed an entire building over freakin' bedbugs!

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Body-Positive Feminist is up in arms that Pixar's cartoon depiction of the emotion "sad" is fat.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Body-Positive Feminist is up in arms that Pixar's cartoon depiction of the emotion "sad" is fat.

Sadly this is too real to be considered for this thread, imo.

[Space Freely]

Body-Positive Feminist is up in arms that Pixar's cartoon depiction of the emotion "sad" is fat.

My wife and I both came out of that movie with the exact observation that sad was fat. I wouldn't say we were up in arms about it though.

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Body-Positive Feminist is up in arms that Pixar's cartoon depiction of the emotion "sad" is fat.

My wife and I both came out of that movie with the exact observation that sad was fat. I wouldn't say we were up in arms about it though.

Just from the image, obviously the "sad" character is fat. That's obvious. The thought that no one who is fat should ever be depicted as "sad" because we have to make fat people feel good about themselves is where things go full cuckoo bananas.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

Body-Positive Feminist is up in arms that Pixar's cartoon depiction of the emotion "sad" is fat.

My wife and I both came out of that movie with the exact observation that sad was fat. I wouldn't say we were up in arms about it though.

But Anger and Bing Bong were also fat... Plus, Sad kind of saves the day...

[vansmack]

But Anger and Bing Bong were also fat... Plus, Sad kind of saves the day...

Dude. #spoileralert?