When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

came here to post that...can't believe you didn't add the photo
this headline is great too GREAT BALLS OF FLYER US Navy apologises after cocky Top Gun pilot drew a giant willy in the sky with his fighter plane


pretty impressive if you ask me

[betao]

Bon Secours X-ray tech accidentally shows porn to students during a presentation at Midlothian High School

http://wtvr.com/2017/11/20/midlothian-high-school-porn/

[Justin Tonation]

Girl Scouts warn parents about forcing kids to hug relatives for the holidays

[Justin Tonation]

Scientists name three new species of microbe after the members of Rush, citing “long hair” and “rhythmic wiggling”

[Justin Tonation]

Congressman announces cancer diagnosis months after characterizing illness as a personal failing

[Justin Tonation]

Virginia bill would require drivers to stop for pedestrians

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Virginia will decide tied race by pulling a name from a bowl.

[Yada]

http://www.sfgate.com/technology/businessinsider/article/Silicon-Valley-elites-are-spending-37-for-less-12469119.php

[walkonbyeeeeeeeee]

Darwinism, dude.  look around . . . it is every,where.  suddenly, reality is searching for ways, to erase us off the planet. 

fas,cinating.

[Justin Tonation]

http://www.sfgate.com/technology/businessinsider/article/Silicon-Valley-elites-are-spending-37-for-less-12469119.php

"You can't stop consenting adults from being stupid," Marler said. "But we should at least try."

[Justin Tonation]

Jeopardy contestant loses $3,200 over mispronunciation of ‘gangsta’

[Yada]

https://newmainenews.com/2018/01/03/hospitals-across-maine-report-epidemic-of-chipped-nipples/

[moeszyslak]

https://newmainenews.com/2018/01/03/hospitals-across-maine-report-epidemic-of-chipped-nipples/

“From a scientific stand-point, there just isn’t enough research into the causes of nipple chippage beyond the fact that it’s colder than a whore’s heart in church,” Acharaya said.

This just made my day.  Thank you.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

The Guy Who Played Barney the Dinosaur Now Runs a Tantric Sex Business

[Space Freely]

I'm not sure if this belongs in the Onion thread but my comment is that apparently orgies are a bit more violent in France than in America.

"People just rushed in, shoving everyone, breaking things. It was like an orgy," another employee in Forbach, northeast France, told AFP. "We were on the verge of calling the police."

http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/26/europe/nutella-discount-sparks-chaos-in-france-intl/index.html