When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

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^Florida man strikes again!

[Justin Tonation]

Pope Francis asks followers to give up trolling for Lent

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Pope Francis asks followers to give up trolling for Lent

almost seems like it's having an impact here 

[grateful]

Pence pens letter telling White House employees to 'avoid physical contact'

https://cnn.it/2w8Jo35

Tho to be fair, he wrote that 2 years ago...

[Justin Tonation]

French chess team quarantined in Russia plan next move

[Justin Tonation]

O.J. Simpson Seems Pretty Certain Tiger King’s Carole Baskin Killed Her Husband

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I guess we’re on the other side of Looking Glass now


Former Labradoodle breeder tapped to lead U.S. pandemic task force

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Leader of anti-lockdown protest to "reopen" North Carolina reveals she tested positive for COVID-19

[grateful]

Macaulay Culkin will have “crazy, erotic sex” with Kathy Bates in ‘American Horror Story’

https://www.nme.com/news/tv/macaulay-culkin-will-have-crazy-erotic-sex-with-kathy-bates-in-american-horror-story-2661374

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

The Onion reflects reality as it reports on Space’s family life

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I'm sure after a lot of outrage they changed the headline
https://www.inquirer.com/columnists/floyd-protest-center-city-philadelphia-lootings-52nd-street-walnut-chestnut-street-20200601.html

Black Lives Matter. Do buildings? | Inga Saffron

[sweetcell]

I'm sure after a lot of outrage they changed the headline
https://www.inquirer.com/columnists/floyd-protest-center-city-philadelphia-lootings-52nd-street-walnut-chestnut-street-20200601.html

Black Lives Matter. Do buildings? | Inga Saffron

Editor’s Note: A headline published in Tuesday’s Inquirer was offensive, inappropriate and we should not have printed it. We deeply regret that we did. We also know that an apology on its own is not sufficient. We need to do better. We’ve heard that loud and clear, including from our own staff. We will. A detailed explanation of how we got this so wrong will follow later today.

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I'm sure after a lot of outrage they changed the headline
https://www.inquirer.com/columnists/floyd-protest-center-city-philadelphia-lootings-52nd-street-walnut-chestnut-street-20200601.html

Black Lives Matter. Do buildings? | Inga Saffron

Editor’s Note: A headline published in Tuesday’s Inquirer was offensive, inappropriate and we should not have printed it. We deeply regret that we did. We also know that an apology on its own is not sufficient. We need to do better. We’ve heard that loud and clear, including from our own staff. We will. A detailed explanation of how we got this so wrong will follow later today.

More than 30 journalists of color at the Philadelphia Inquirer are calling out sick today in protest of systemic racism; others are taking part in a byline strike. This was prompted by the paper's disastrous 'Buildings Matter, Too' headline

[sweetcell]

Spanish porn star arrested after man dies during 'mystical' toad venom ritual

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Spanish porn star arrested after man dies during 'mystical' toad venom ritual

Someone texted me about this only instead of "Spanish porn star" they just said "Nacho". And I was like "who is Nacho?" And they go, "Come on, Nacho. From porn." And I was like "I have no idea who that is??" And they go, "Oh come on, admit it, you do. No one fucks as hard as Nacho Vidal."

tl;dr -- discovered one of my associates also knows Vansmack and has our phone numbers reversed in his phone