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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1320 on: February 06, 2020, 11:50:52 am »
^Florida man strikes again!
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1323 on: March 14, 2020, 07:25:03 pm »
Pence pens letter telling White House employees to 'avoid physical contact'

https://cnn.it/2w8Jo35

Tho to be fair, he wrote that 2 years ago...

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1326 on: April 22, 2020, 10:33:26 pm »
I guess we’re on the other side of Looking Glass now


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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1328 on: May 09, 2020, 08:57:13 am »
Macaulay Culkin will have “crazy, erotic sex” with Kathy Bates in ‘American Horror Story’

https://www.nme.com/news/tv/macaulay-culkin-will-have-crazy-erotic-sex-with-kathy-bates-in-american-horror-story-2661374

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1330 on: June 03, 2020, 12:41:39 pm »


I'm sure after a lot of outrage they changed the headline
https://www.inquirer.com/columnists/floyd-protest-center-city-philadelphia-lootings-52nd-street-walnut-chestnut-street-20200601.html

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1331 on: June 03, 2020, 04:14:44 pm »
I'm sure after a lot of outrage they changed the headline
https://www.inquirer.com/columnists/floyd-protest-center-city-philadelphia-lootings-52nd-street-walnut-chestnut-street-20200601.html

Black Lives Matter. Do buildings? | Inga Saffron

Editor’s Note: A headline published in Tuesday’s Inquirer was offensive, inappropriate and we should not have printed it. We deeply regret that we did. We also know that an apology on its own is not sufficient. We need to do better. We’ve heard that loud and clear, including from our own staff. We will. A detailed explanation of how we got this so wrong will follow later today.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1332 on: June 04, 2020, 11:35:02 am »
I'm sure after a lot of outrage they changed the headline
https://www.inquirer.com/columnists/floyd-protest-center-city-philadelphia-lootings-52nd-street-walnut-chestnut-street-20200601.html

Black Lives Matter. Do buildings? | Inga Saffron

Editor’s Note: A headline published in Tuesday’s Inquirer was offensive, inappropriate and we should not have printed it. We deeply regret that we did. We also know that an apology on its own is not sufficient. We need to do better. We’ve heard that loud and clear, including from our own staff. We will. A detailed explanation of how we got this so wrong will follow later today.
More than 30 journalists of color at the Philadelphia Inquirer are calling out sick today in protest of systemic racism; others are taking part in a byline strike. This was prompted by the paper's disastrous 'Buildings Matter, Too' headline
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1334 on: June 05, 2020, 02:06:53 pm »
Spanish porn star arrested after man dies during 'mystical' toad venom ritual
Someone texted me about this only instead of "Spanish porn star" they just said "Nacho". And I was like "who is Nacho?" And they go, "Come on, Nacho. From porn." And I was like "I have no idea who that is??" And they go, "Oh come on, admit it, you do. No one fucks as hard as Nacho Vidal."

tl;dr -- discovered one of my associates also knows Vansmack and has our phone numbers reversed in his phone
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