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sweetcell

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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #270 on: April 28, 2011, 08:32:34 am »
The First Zombie-Proof House
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house

i was all impressed until they wrote "The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism."  i'm paraphrasing here, but haven't these people ever heard that the only thing worse than being attacked by an army of undead is being attacked by an army of undead ON FUCKING FIRE?

drop the napalm idea, and i'm all over this 2-story fortress.
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #271 on: April 28, 2011, 10:05:04 am »
The central fallacy here is that, unless I missed something, the moveable walls and drawbridges and such all rely on electricity.

Well ~snort~ when corpses reanimate in homocidal search for human feast, power grids will soon fall silent as their operators become prey to the undeed appetite. So you could be all chillin at your swank pad, sippin a cocktail, when suddenly you're made aware of the zombie pocalypse. You race to your house controls and find only failure and a flashing light reading "LOL" "LOL" "LOL" "LOL" "LOL"

You then have several luxurious minutes to review your life's work before decaying hands crash through your wall of windows.
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #272 on: April 28, 2011, 10:09:10 am »
Now if you had an independent power generator, that would hold you for a time and you likely could conserve fuel by using it sparingly. But the fact remains that you're limited to one spot.

What a structure like that needs is some kind of escape tunnel or vehicle. It won't be long until your square box of security is surrounded by an undead siege. But unlike the German Army Group North, this horrific force pays no mind to cold, hunger, disappointment or horny longings.
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #273 on: April 28, 2011, 10:15:10 am »
Also, where da bitches at?

Now if you had an independent power generator, that would hold you for a time and you likely could conserve fuel by using it sparingly. But the fact remains that you're limited to one spot.

What a structure like that needs is some kind of escape tunnel or vehicle. It won't be long until your square box of security is surrounded by an undead siege. But unlike the German Army Group North, this horrific force pays no mind to cold, hunger, disappointment or horny longings.

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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #274 on: April 28, 2011, 10:55:02 am »


SPECIAL DELIVERY
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #276 on: May 18, 2011, 02:06:11 pm »
Beware! It starts this Saturday, May 21st, 2011!

Attack of the ZOMBIE CATS!!!!!!!

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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #277 on: May 18, 2011, 02:21:27 pm »
Beware! It starts this Saturday, May 21st, 2011!

Attack of the ZOMBIE CATS!!!!!!!

So sayeth Revelation?

http://judgementday2011.com/
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #278 on: May 18, 2011, 02:25:01 pm »
^ Can't you tell the difference between and joke and a true belief EVEN once told otherwise?

Or, if you are just playing along, than that's exactly why I chose that date. All part of the joke.
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #279 on: May 18, 2011, 02:27:40 pm »
Or, if you are just playing along, than that's exactly why I chose that date. All part of the joke.

yes, i was playing along
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #280 on: May 18, 2011, 02:31:25 pm »
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #281 on: July 05, 2011, 02:54:14 pm »
Attack of the ZOMBIE CATS!!!!!!!


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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #282 on: July 08, 2011, 10:27:58 am »
When zombies attack! Bristol city council ready for undead invasion

*No coincidence that this is the home of Massive Attack.   ;D
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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #283 on: July 08, 2011, 03:37:42 pm »
When zombies attack! Bristol city council ready for undead invasion

*No coincidence that this is the home of Massive Attack.   ;D

Actually, in Bristol they don't bury their dead. They stand them up at bus stops and in pubs.

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Re: Since the gun ban has been reversed...
« Reply #284 on: July 08, 2011, 04:37:04 pm »
^ I thought that was what they did in DC.

In Baltimore, it's well known that they send them to the polls on Election Days.
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