"I just walked into the refrigerator door, and now all the eggs are broken."
"Ok, make sure you clean everything up."
Mlnutes later...
"Did you clean everything up? Make sure you clean out the container the eggs were in." (She never washes ANY dishes or cleans any kitchen messes she makes, and when I call her on it, her mom starts screaming at me to "leave the child alone, you need to be her prince.")
"I cleaned the floor, that was hard enough. I'm not cleaning the container. NOW SHUT UP." Door slams.