random . . . randomness

[Relaxer]

That's an amusing gif but I just can't relate unless there's at least 4 of them, preferably wearing matching complimentary outfits and performing synchronized gyrations to a HI NRG beat.

Also, since I'm a 45 year old man who listens to shrieking Asian teenagers for hours every day, I have forced myself to desexualize this predilection in order to avoid being a terrible garbage person.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I eat hot dogs quite often. 

yeah WTF....adults who don't eat hot dogs are not allowed on my property

I love hot dogs....although I really more of a Brat / merguez /  kiełbasa /  bangers / Italian sausages / chorizo /  andouille  and any other tube shaped meat

I just love all types of ground meat and spices in a casing....quite possibly one of my favorite foods

[killsaly]

From Christians for Michele Bachmann Facebook page:

[walk,on,by]

I eat hot dogs quite often. 

 

and any other tube shaped meat

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I eat hot dogs quite often. 

 

and any other tube shaped meat

thank you for returning to your snarky self

god these republicans are driving me bonkers
I commend Rand for being the only one who didn't lead with 'We got to get them...who ever them is! We are going to be safe if we get them first at any cost to our own freedoms"

[Space Freely]

This post, dedicated to my friend kilsally:

(The me is my wife, the her is my daughter)


Wanting to get her to shoot some baskets with me.
 Her: "Why do you like basketball so much?"
 Me: "It's not that I like basketball so much, I just want you to try new things..."
 Her: "Basketball is not new, it was created in the 1800s!"

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

This post, dedicated to my friend kilsally:

(The me is my wife, the her is my daughter)


Wanting to get her to shoot some baskets with me.
 Her: "Why do you like basketball so much?"
 Me: "It's not that I like basketball so much, I just want you to try new things..."
 Her: "Basketball is not new, it was created in the 1800s!"

Sounds like she is going to keep you in check every step of the way

[Relaxer]

This post, dedicated to my friend kilsally:

(The me is my wife, the her is my daughter)


Wanting to get her to shoot some baskets with me.
 Her: "Why do you like basketball so much?"
 Me: "It's not that I like basketball so much, I just want you to try new things..."
 Her: "Basketball is not new, it was created in the 1800s!"

 
Kid logic can be the most brutal mind-fuck.

[sweetcell]

god these republicans are driving me bonkers
I commend Rand for being the only one who didn't lead with 'We got to get them...who ever them is! We are going to be safe if we get them first at any cost to our own freedoms"

which is why he won't win.

a basic tenet of conservatism is that we are unsafe and under constant threat.  we need more guns, a bigger military machine, more preemptive strikes, and we can't trust anyone.  anyone who questions any of this is not a patriot and is therefore a threat.  unless Rand kowtows to that philosophical foundation, he won't get anywhere.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

god these republicans are driving me bonkers
I commend Rand for being the only one who didn't lead with 'We got to get them...who ever them is! We are going to be safe if we get them first at any cost to our own freedoms"

which is why he won't win.

a basic tenet of conservatism is that we are unsafe and under constant threat.  we need more guns, a bigger military machine, more preemptive strikes, and we can't trust anyone.  anyone who questions any of this is not a patriot and is therefore a threat.  unless Rand kowtows to that philosophical foundation, he won't get anywhere.

What I always find hypocritical is the constant 'you can't trust gov't to do anything right' that comes out of one side of their mouth. Then it's 'we need gov't to snoop on every single person in the world so Americans are safe' out the other side.   

So they don't trust the gov't to do healthcare, but snooping on us and invading our privacy ...they'll be great at that and we shouldn't worry

[Relaxer]

The GOP is so full of contradictions. Trump is heralded as an honest, man of the people, despite being a billionaire that constantly just makes shit up. And three of the four states that suck in the most federal money are Ketucky, Alabama, and Mississippi, three of the most hard-line conservative states in the country whose residents always scream "GOVERNMENT GET OFF MY BACK" along with "WHERE'S MY CHECK"

[Space Freely]

The GOP is so full of contradictions. Trump is heralded as an honest, man of the people, despite being a billionaire that constantly just makes shit up. And three of the four states that suck in the most federal money are Ketucky, Alabama, and Mississippi, three of the most hard-line conservative states in the country whose residents always scream "GOVERNMENT GET OFF MY BACK" along with "WHERE'S MY CHECK"

Islam is so full of contradictions. The Koran says to kill disbelievers, yet you hear all the time that Islam is a religion of peace.

[Relaxer]

Christianity is so full of contradictions. The bible says to love your neighbor as you love yourself, yet the entire population of this planet -- except those who share your beliefs -- will spend eternity in an infinite hell of suffering and damnation.

[Relaxer]

Also, remember how God slaughtered all the babies in Egypt and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in the book of Joshua? And the Crusades? What a delightful time that must have been for Muslims and Jews.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

must not forget these Christian peace makers