random . . . randomness

[grateful]

has me wondering, who is the greatest non-human artist of all time??

OK, I'll bite. I was gonna say Brockie, but that's too easy. Theres some evidence that Prince could not possibly have been human.

[sweetcell]

has me wondering, who is the greatest non-human artist of all time??

Theres some evidence that Prince could not possibly have been human.

can confirm.

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I feel like nobody ever talks about mail kimp any more

wow, dug deep for that one...

Fair enough. We dont even talk about Popeyes chicken sandwich anymore.

apparently the execs at Popeye's read this board too
https://twitter.com/PopeyesChicken/status/1188780503601680384
on sunday noless...damn heathens!

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Happy 50th birthday: the Internet

On this day in 1969, the first message was sent between two computers 314 miles apart from The University of California to The Stanford Research Institute. Originally meant to say login, the message was truncated by a computer crash.

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Not that I've ever been a fan, but T.I. is a fucking a$$
can't believe he does this to his own 18 year old daughter

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Not that I've ever been a fan, but T.I. is a fucking a$$
can't believe he does this to his own 18 year old daughter

This is deplorable and misogynistic and I absolutely do not want to take attention away from that fact by revealing I currently have tears running down from face from laughing at the quote, "Look, Doc, she don’t ride no horses, she don’t ride no bike, she don’t play no sports. Just check the hymen, please, and give me back my results expeditiously."

The "expeditiously" thrown onto the end there just absolutely kills me. I cannot even express why I find that so funny but that is just unintentional comedy gold.

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Sex robots with 'coding errors' prone to 'violence and could strangle humans'

these MIT cheetahs are starting to scare me
https://twitter.com/RobotAndAIWorld/status/1192429991813881856

kind of remind me of the robots in Minority Report or that great Tom Selleck movie Runaway

[Space Freely]

So what's the going cash award rates for a good middle school report card (honor roll) vs. a great middle school report card (straight A's)?

[grateful]

Good = $500
Great = $750
4.0 for 3 consecutive marking periods is $1,500

Also, don't pay your kids for good grades.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Good = $500
Great = $750
4.0 for 3 consecutive marking periods is $1,500

Also, don't pay your kids for good grades.

Seriously...or is the point you don't do that, but were mocking the question

[Space Freely]

Good = $500
Great = $750
4.0 for 3 consecutive marking periods is $1,500

Also, don't pay your kids for good grades.

Sorry, I don't live in the same part of the county as you. My kid would be making more in two report cards than I make for an annual performance bonus.

I remember getting small cash rewards for good report cards...it really wasn't a motivating factor in how much effort I put in though.

[hutch]

Huh?

[Yada]

So what's the going cash award rates for a good middle school report card (honor roll) vs. a great middle school report card (straight A's)?

One free "skip a brewery" and go to an ice cream stand on the weekend pass.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

So what's the going cash award rates for a good middle school report card (honor roll) vs. a great middle school report card (straight A's)?

One free "skip a brewery" and go to an ice cream stand on the weekend pass.

That would go over big in the Hatchhold
my kids act like going to a brewery is equivalent to getting their teeth drilled
Negotiations are always had and cash somehow always leaves my wallet for some stupid purchase

[Space Freely]

So what's the going cash award rates for a good middle school report card (honor roll) vs. a great middle school report card (straight A's)?

One free "skip a brewery" and go to an ice cream stand on the weekend pass.

That would go over big in the Hatchhold
my kids act like going to a brewery is equivalent to getting their teeth drilled
Negotiations are always had and cash somehow always leaves my wallet for some stupid purchase

Hahahaha. You and I are living identical lives when it comes to breweries and kids.