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Heilung4eva

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5130 on: October 25, 2019, 12:50:07 pm »
has me wondering, who is the greatest non-human artist of all time??

OK, I'll bite. I was gonna say Brockie, but that's too easy. Theres some evidence that Prince could not possibly have been human.

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5131 on: October 25, 2019, 12:57:11 pm »
has me wondering, who is the greatest non-human artist of all time??



Theres some evidence that Prince could not possibly have been human.

can confirm.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5132 on: October 28, 2019, 01:28:48 pm »
I feel like nobody ever talks about mail kimp any more :(

wow, dug deep for that one...

Fair enough. We dont even talk about Popeyes chicken sandwich anymore.
apparently the execs at Popeye's read this board too
https://twitter.com/PopeyesChicken/status/1188780503601680384
on sunday noless...damn heathens!
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« Reply #5133 on: October 29, 2019, 12:32:09 pm »
Happy 50th birthday: the Internet

On this day in 1969, the first message was sent between two computers 314 miles apart from The University of California to The Stanford Research Institute. Originally meant to say login, the message was truncated by a computer crash.
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« Reply #5134 on: November 06, 2019, 04:09:30 pm »
Not that I've ever been a fan, but T.I. is a fucking a$$
can't believe he does this to his own 18 year old daughter
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« Reply #5135 on: November 06, 2019, 05:23:10 pm »
Not that I've ever been a fan, but T.I. is a fucking a$$
can't believe he does this to his own 18 year old daughter
This is deplorable and misogynistic and I absolutely do not want to take attention away from that fact by revealing I currently have tears running down from face from laughing at the quote, "Look, Doc, she donít ride no horses, she donít ride no bike, she donít play no sports. Just check the hymen, please, and give me back my results expeditiously."

The "expeditiously" thrown onto the end there just absolutely kills me. I cannot even express why I find that so funny but that is just unintentional comedy gold.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5137 on: November 12, 2019, 04:16:50 pm »
So what's the going cash award rates for a good middle school report card (honor roll) vs. a great middle school report card (straight A's)?
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Heilung4eva

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« Reply #5138 on: November 12, 2019, 04:19:00 pm »
Good = $500
Great = $750
4.0 for 3 consecutive marking periods is $1,500

Also, don't pay your kids for good grades.

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« Reply #5139 on: November 12, 2019, 04:31:37 pm »
Good = $500
Great = $750
4.0 for 3 consecutive marking periods is $1,500

Also, don't pay your kids for good grades.
Seriously...or is the point you don't do that, but were mocking the question
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« Reply #5140 on: November 12, 2019, 04:31:56 pm »
Good = $500
Great = $750
4.0 for 3 consecutive marking periods is $1,500

Also, don't pay your kids for good grades.

Sorry, I don't live in the same part of the county as you. My kid would be making more in two report cards than I make for an annual performance bonus.

I remember getting small cash rewards for good report cards...it really wasn't a motivating factor in how much effort I put in though.


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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5141 on: November 12, 2019, 04:32:29 pm »
Huh?


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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5142 on: November 12, 2019, 04:33:57 pm »
So what's the going cash award rates for a good middle school report card (honor roll) vs. a great middle school report card (straight A's)?

One free "skip a brewery" and go to an ice cream stand on the weekend pass.

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« Reply #5143 on: November 12, 2019, 04:37:10 pm »
So what's the going cash award rates for a good middle school report card (honor roll) vs. a great middle school report card (straight A's)?

One free "skip a brewery" and go to an ice cream stand on the weekend pass.
That would go over big in the Hatchhold
my kids act like going to a brewery is equivalent to getting their teeth drilled
Negotiations are always had and cash somehow always leaves my wallet for some stupid purchase
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« Reply #5144 on: November 12, 2019, 04:39:28 pm »
So what's the going cash award rates for a good middle school report card (honor roll) vs. a great middle school report card (straight A's)?

One free "skip a brewery" and go to an ice cream stand on the weekend pass.
That would go over big in the Hatchhold
my kids act like going to a brewery is equivalent to getting their teeth drilled
Negotiations are always had and cash somehow always leaves my wallet for some stupid purchase

Hahahaha. You and I are living identical lives when it comes to breweries and kids.