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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5700 on: November 20, 2020, 12:59:17 pm »
We just passed 26,000 members on the forum. Fun fact: 22,814 accounts have never posted a comment.

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5701 on: November 20, 2020, 01:22:25 pm »
I blame . . . Julian.

Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5702 on: November 20, 2020, 01:36:59 pm »
I blame . . . Julian.
That’s been my go to solution for all the world’s ills
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5703 on: November 20, 2020, 01:52:02 pm »
I blame . . . Julian.
In this case you are very welcome.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5704 on: November 20, 2020, 02:24:03 pm »
Julian is also apparently responsible for determining how food is packaged.

https://youtu.be/iPf529urxw8

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5705 on: November 20, 2020, 04:22:00 pm »
Julian is also apparently responsible for determining how food is packaged.

https://youtu.be/iPf529urxw8

worth a watch and giggle
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5706 on: November 20, 2020, 04:42:54 pm »
Julian is also apparently responsible for determining how food is packaged.
Guys, I've been telling you all I am really important and influential for years. Why is this all coming as such a surprise to you now?
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5707 on: November 20, 2020, 05:04:01 pm »
Julian is also apparently responsible for determining how food is packaged.

https://youtu.be/iPf529urxw8

worth a watch and giggle
That was good and totally my vision of who Julian is
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5709 on: November 21, 2020, 05:19:46 pm »
I've been saying for weeks that Feterman can pill in the blue collar schlub vote. Where is he on the Biden Sanders spectrum?

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5710 on: November 23, 2020, 10:33:57 am »
this cautionary tale comes from Lydon's most book

(not a parody site)

Sex Pistols star Johnny Rotten bitten by a flea after rescuing squirrels

https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/entertainment/sex-pistols-star-johnny-rotten-bitten-flea-his-penis-after-rescuing-squirrels



He said: "I looked down there this morning at my willy and there's a f****** flea bite on it. And there's another one on the inside of my leg."

John, 64, endured his flea bites after he befriended a bunch of squirrels at his Venice Beach home in Los Angeles, and has said he's taken to smothering himself in Vaseline to ease his discomfort, because he doesn't want to "blame the poor squirrels".

He added: "The bites, wow, last night was murder because of it. The itching too. It's such a poxy thing to get caught out on. The only way around it, because I'm not going to blame the poor little squirrels, is to Vaseline my legs.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5712 on: November 24, 2020, 10:02:33 pm »
^ I already beat everyone, with the band name.

Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5713 on: November 25, 2020, 01:09:16 pm »
Should really have a font thread

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #5714 on: November 25, 2020, 01:38:51 pm »
Freshpotix - it works (kinda)


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