random . . . randomness

[Blow, me, Joey]

Just overheard this, from a gay guy:

"If you are a top, you know how to parallel park. If you don't know how to, then you are a bottom."

[Lessgreenside lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Not my bingo card

Tiger Woods posts photos with Vanessa Trump on social media, confirming relationship

[hutch]

Tiger is such a weirdo.

[Lessgreenside lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Will the realtor throw a pizza on the roof for you to celebrate the closing?

could they do it on the first take?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DHWssAkvE7K/

[hutch]

I like Arlington ok but I don’t love love it…. It’s kind of become boring….
I don’t get these rankings

https://thehill.com/homenews/nexstar_media_wire/5204513-where-does-your-neighborhood-rank-among-the-2025-best-places-to-live/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJPmFBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHVlAnszvLqn6nhE58xewqzi74fHO7IDyWxq9io0d6k_c9EF2dnkk4dr7rg_aem_ZmFrZWR1bW15MTZieXRlcw

[Lessgreenside lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

oh internet, coming up to solutions for problems we didn't know we had

https://stealmytesla.com/


love this


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[kosmo vinyl]

um is right and yes it's a real thing..




https://bsky.app/profile/dropkick.bsky.social/post/3ll3aojjxbc2x

[Justin Tonation]

Seems like something someone's gonna reverse engineer 

[Lessgreenside lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Seems like something someone's gonna reverse engineer 

so using ball heat to warm your engine up?

[Justin Tonation]

Seems like something someone's gonna reverse engineer 

so using ball heat to warm your engine up?

Sure... yeah...

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Seems like something someone's gonna reverse engineer 

so using ball heat to warm your engine up?

Sure... yeah...

This is what we call a virtuous cycle.

[Lessgreenside lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Kozmo, I never knew you were in "the king of comedy"
https://youtu.be/y-LJ0_rOgd8?si=A-DZPZqbWUYSLCH0