random . . . randomness

[Blow, me, Joey]

Just overheard this, from a gay guy:

"If you are a top, you know how to parallel park. If you don't know how to, then you are a bottom."

[BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Not my bingo card

Tiger Woods posts photos with Vanessa Trump on social media, confirming relationship

[hutch]

Tiger is such a weirdo.

[BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Will the realtor throw a pizza on the roof for you to celebrate the closing?

could they do it on the first take?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DHWssAkvE7K/

[hutch]

I like Arlington ok but I don’t love love it…. It’s kind of become boring….
I don’t get these rankings

https://thehill.com/homenews/nexstar_media_wire/5204513-where-does-your-neighborhood-rank-among-the-2025-best-places-to-live/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJPmFBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHVlAnszvLqn6nhE58xewqzi74fHO7IDyWxq9io0d6k_c9EF2dnkk4dr7rg_aem_ZmFrZWR1bW15MTZieXRlcw

[BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

oh internet, coming up to solutions for problems we didn't know we had

https://stealmytesla.com/


love this


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[kosmo vinyl]

um is right and yes it's a real thing..




https://bsky.app/profile/dropkick.bsky.social/post/3ll3aojjxbc2x

[Justin Tonation]

Seems like something someone's gonna reverse engineer 

[BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Seems like something someone's gonna reverse engineer 

so using ball heat to warm your engine up?

[Justin Tonation]

Seems like something someone's gonna reverse engineer 

so using ball heat to warm your engine up?

Sure... yeah...

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Seems like something someone's gonna reverse engineer 

so using ball heat to warm your engine up?

Sure... yeah...

This is what we call a virtuous cycle.

[BearHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Kozmo, I never knew you were in "the king of comedy"
https://youtu.be/y-LJ0_rOgd8?si=A-DZPZqbWUYSLCH0

[Justin Tonation]

Fremont, my birthtown, ranked as "Most Serene City" in US 

Okay, Fremont is mostly a standard bedroom suburb (just big) with Silicon Valley industry in its southern region (including the notorious T***a plant, formerly GM). But the parks are fantastic, especially Sunol, and the view of the hills from just about anywhere is gorgeous, especially when Mission Peak gets snowcapped.

[sweetcell]

Fremont, my birthtown, ranked as "Most Serene City" in US 

Okay, Fremont is mostly a standard bedroom suburb (just big) with Silicon Valley industry in its southern region (including the notorious T***a plant, formerly GM). But the parks are fantastic, especially Sunol, and the view of the hills from just about anywhere is gorgeous, especially when Mission Peak gets snowcapped.

if it's so great, why does its brewery refuse to be located there?  HUH?!?  somehow even lowly seattle is better than its namesake... 'nuff said.

[Justin Tonation]

Fremont, my birthtown, ranked as "Most Serene City" in US 

Okay, Fremont is mostly a standard bedroom suburb (just big) with Silicon Valley industry in its southern region (including the notorious T***a plant, formerly GM). But the parks are fantastic, especially Sunol, and the view of the hills from just about anywhere is gorgeous, especially when Mission Peak gets snowcapped.

if it's so great, why does its brewery refuse to be located there?  HUH?!?  somehow even lowly seattle is better than its namesake... 'nuff said.

Once upon a time, Fremont was a celebrated wine district