A rolling compendium of everything Julian eats: a guide to healthy living

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

as someone who has met Relaxer IRL, i assure that is him.  those pix are legit.

Ok I stand corrected and am also impressed

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

And now I will stop posting pictures of my anatomy.

I feel like this entire thread just became justified because it lead to this moment.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

• A second Jolly rancher

[Yada]

That pic of julian on social media looked as though he could spare a few pounds.

I've had two hot dogs, French fries, and a soda pop today. Let memorial day weekend begin, my friends.

[sweetcell]

And now I will stop posting pictures of my anatomy.

that's fine.  you weren't posting pix of the part of your anatomy that most people here were interested in anyways.

[challenged]

Whoa.  That's poison in a bag.  Thirteen, extruded, deep fried Oven Baked(!), and vacuum sealed ingredients.  In every 28 grams, roughly equivalent to 15 "curls" or 1/8th of the bag you get:

10 grams of fat (36 percent of each bite)
15 grams of carbs (54 percent of each bite)
2 grams of non-nutritive substance (7 percent of each bite)
1 gram of protein (4 percent of each bite)

And that's only if you eat 1/12th of the bag.  More likely you're eating 1/2 of the bag at a time, so 40 grams of fat, 60 grams of sugar, 4 grams of protein and 8 grams of undigestible, yet somehow edible foodstuff.

Plus they're not even curls.  They're straight.  But they're damn good.

Yes. they. are.  damn. good. I ate a little and brought the rest to work so all could share in trying to digest the indigestible.

[killsaly]

Edit:

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

• salad with onions and homemade sun dried tomato and basil dressing
• cup of minestrone soup

[i am gay and i like cats]

from now on, you will forever be known, as, black relaxer.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

• pita bread with sundried tomatoes and artichoke
• tomato bisque

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

• vodka soda
• hummus plate with veggies, told them to hold the garlic bread
• steamed broccoli

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

• rum and diet coke
• vegan hot dog

[grateful]

Vegan hot dog is not food.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

• spaghetti

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Vegan hot dog is not food.

tru dat!