ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

[Blow, me, Joey]

Rachel Maddnow

[Blow, me, Joey]

Shitney Houston

[Blow, me, Joey]

The Fatphobic Theatre Seats

[Blow, me, Joey]

Get Off My Yawn

[kosmo vinyl]

The Manipulated Photos

[hutch]

I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about the horror of the edited picture. An apology is not going to cut it.

[Blow, me, Joey]

One Photo To Rule Them All

[kosmo vinyl]

I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about the horror of the edited picture. An apology is not going to cut it.

so wait is Julian cosplaying hutch and forgot to sign back into his account?

[kosmo vinyl]

I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about the horror of the edited picture. An apology is not going to cut it.

so wait is Julian cosplaying hutch and forgot to sign back into his account?

it's been revealed the Princess of Wales is just bad at photoshop...

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about the horror of the edited picture. An apology is not going to cut it.

The princess is missing; one of the princes is in exile; and the king is treating his cancer with herbs and tonics. France is going to run roughshod over these Brit bastards.

[Justin Tonation]

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I think just dirty trash date is the best name
Or even just Trash Date
Sorry just doesn’t work here

[Space Freely]

Flappy Bappies

[Space Freely]

Shitney Houston

Already been done

[Justin Tonation]

I think just dirty trash date is the best name
Or even just Trash Date
Sorry just doesn’t work here

Trash Date: 

Dirty Trash Date: okay, but it feels like it needs something. Imagine a band called "Gritty Dirt Band"; really meh name. Make it "Nitty Gritty Dirt Band" and you've got something that was memorable. Few would forget "Dirty Sorry Trash Date". Even has the same dada dada da da rhythm of NGDB.