Parenting issues

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

so my worst nightmare has happened: she is listening to coldplay

Is that worse than mine liking Mariah Carey?

I remember the good old days when the worst crisis a parent could face was their child attempted to use their credit card to charter a helicopter to fly across state lines to get lunch with their camp friend!

[sweetcell]

so my worst nightmare has happened: she is listening to coldplay

99% chance that the latter part of that statement is directly caused by the first part... B because of A.

[sweetcell]

this isn't so much a parenting issue as an issue that folks have with my parenting - but science is on my side, bitches:

Study Says Dad Jokes Help Kids Grow into Healthy Adults

[vansmack]

so my worst nightmare has happened: she is listening to coldplay

My job there is done.  I'll return to SF now....

[Space Freely]

Summer Vacation:

The time of the year where our 16 year old watches King of the Hill all day, goes to the pool, goes running, goes to the gym, and trashes the kitchen daily while her parents work 9-10 hours a day. Dad, full time telework. Mom, three days home two in office.

And either because dear daughter refuses or is incapable of properly cleaning, the job falls to Dad because "after all she is just a kid" (Mom's quote, not Dad's) and "I work harder than you." (Mon's quote not Dad's.)

[Yada]

I expected more...

[grateful]

I think you should take the whole family to Courtney Barnett as a bonding experience.

[Cock Van Der Palm]

I would love to see this as a sitcom

Summer Vacation:

The time of the year where our 16 year old watches King of the Hill all day, goes to the pool, goes running, goes to the gym, and trashes the kitchen daily while her parents work 9-10 hours a day. Dad, full time telework. Mom, three days home two in office.

And either because dear daughter refuses or is incapable of properly cleaning, the job falls to Dad because "after all she is just a kid" (Mom's quote, not Dad's) and "I work harder than you." (Mon's quote not Dad's.)

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I would love to see this as a sitcom

Summer Vacation:

The time of the year where our 16 year old watches King of the Hill all day, goes to the pool, goes running, goes to the gym, and trashes the kitchen daily while her parents work 9-10 hours a day. Dad, full time telework. Mom, three days home two in office.

And either because dear daughter refuses or is incapable of properly cleaning, the job falls to Dad because "after all she is just a kid" (Mom's quote, not Dad's) and "I work harder than you." (Mon's quote not Dad's.)

you say that, but you don't mean that
Don't get me wrong it has potential, but the walked all over dad shtick has been worn out

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I would love to see this as a sitcom

Summer Vacation:

The time of the year where our 16 year old watches King of the Hill all day, goes to the pool, goes running, goes to the gym, and trashes the kitchen daily while her parents work 9-10 hours a day. Dad, full time telework. Mom, three days home two in office.

And either because dear daughter refuses or is incapable of properly cleaning, the job falls to Dad because "after all she is just a kid" (Mom's quote, not Dad's) and "I work harder than you." (Mon's quote not Dad's.)

Shoot it like the back half of the final season of Barry.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I'm sure Julian approves.

Restaurant adds $50 surcharge ‘for adults unable to parent’

[hutch]

Who doesn’t?

[Space Freely]

Who doesn’t?

Would you be ok with a $50 surcharge for loud gay couples?

[hutch]

But gay couples aren’t annoying


In fact I kind of like them!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I'm sure Julian approves.

Restaurant adds $50 surcharge ‘for adults unable to parent’

I never approve of half-measures.