Twitter thread

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

^that was actually quite a fascinating read from a source that I wouldn't expect it from

this one made me spit my coffee out
Due to the pricing by the word in telegrams, Caldwell didn't add "what the fuck, what the fucking fuck". Plus, he didn't really need to say that, because what the fuck, what the fucking fuck.

[kosmo vinyl]

A thread of product descriptions from a surplus store in the Twin Cities area

https://twitter.com/enfysbook/status/1506018730412687363?s=21

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

@fact
Homosexuality was still classified as an illness in Sweden in 1979. Swedes protested by calling in sick to work saying they felt gay

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

is this the origin story of the  T-1000 from  Terminator?
https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1509599345255100417?s=20&t=YReiCGhoQxy5fLiK0gepow

[GAY,GUY]

Adam Kinzinger just posted a video.

Damn, he's 🔥 as fuck.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

[sweetcell]

Adam Kinzinger just posted a video.

Damn, he's 🔥 as fuck.

which one?  he's posted a bunch of them recently... https://twitter.com/AdamKinzinger

[GAY,GUY]

Adam Kinzinger just posted a video.

Damn, he's 🔥 as fuck.

which one?  he's posted a bunch of them recently... https://twitter.com/AdamKinzinger

The one with this wording above it:

 "Instead of a tweet thread about the unseriousness of some members of Congress in this serious time, I just decided to tell you on video:"

Two words . . . 'dem arms.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Key bumps and call girls  (great band name) at mar a lago?

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1512773722192715782?s=21&t=6Mlp4FxCgvqcK6SjII0rAA

[Justin Tonation]

Too bad the QR isn't sharp enough in this pic to use.

[sweetcell]

Too bad the QR isn't sharp enough in this pic to use.

my phone picked it up.  the resulting link wasn't to Rick, rather it played the twitter video (which, i guess, included Rick...)

[grateful]

Same.

A lot of these new followers are gonna be real confused when they find out this is a burrito appreciation account.
https://twitter.com/scottfaubs/status/1516780558377906183

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

^now you are confirming all of Julep's stereotype of you

[kosmo vinyl]

^now you are confirming all of Julep's stereotype of you

for some reason this typo made me think of the Grant Lee Buffalo song "Jupiter and Teardrop"... NP: some GLB...

[vansmack]

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