Twitter thread

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

(nipping this one in the bud: no one cares if you are or aren't on twitter, jules.  you're not a celeb)

You're the only person interjecting me into this topic.

Seems to be a lot of that …

On a side note, I hear Neil young is still off Spotify and couldn’t be happier

[sweetcell]

(nipping this one in the bud: no one cares if you are or aren't on twitter, jules.  you're not a celeb)

You're the only person interjecting me into this topic.

right, because what kind of a loser predictably injects himself into rando topic, in a vain attempt to self-elevate?!?

early release for Hopslam...and no one cares

Speak for yourself. Hopslam available for the Ohio State/Michigan game? Julian may die. (And Sweetcell will no doubt show up momentarily to tell me everyone hopes I do.)

It’s just ridiculous that at you guys’ age that you continue to panty raid my house.

NYT: HOBBS BEATS LAKE IN AZ

can't wait for the fallout on this one... i sincerely hope lake goes full trump.  let's put this shit on display.

NYT running days behind Julian, what else is new?

etc etc etc...

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Outrageous.

[grateful]

do need a rolling compendium of celebs who have quit twitter?

This, but all pictures!

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

do need a rolling compendium of celebs who have quit twitter?  no, of course we don't - would be a thread as boring at the integers one.  however, we can name them here.

jack white
trent reznor

Add moby to the list

[Starsky]

do need a rolling compendium of celebs who have quit twitter?  no, of course we don't - would be a thread as boring at the integers one.  however, we can name them here.

jack white
trent reznor

Add moby to the list

The guy who dated Natalie Portman?

[Yada]

do need a rolling compendium of celebs who have quit twitter?  no, of course we don't - would be a thread as boring at the integers one.  however, we can name them here.

jack white
trent reznor

Add moby to the list

The guy who dated Natalie Portman?

My Moby story... I was dating a babe in the summer of 2002 and somehow I ended up going to see Moby.

Anyway, she was invited to "hang back stage" post show, probably not aware that she was with me. We went back stage post show and Moby was hanging out awkardly and provided people with vegan bacon as snacks. We left after about 5 minutes. The end.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Was it tempeh?

[Yada]

Was it tempeh?

Unknown?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Was it tempeh?

Unknown?

I'm not even sure why you would tell this story if you don't know what the vegan bacon was made out of? What was the point, Yada? What was the point?

[sweetcell]

she was invited to "hang back stage" post show, probably not aware that she was with me.

at this point i was intrigued, so many possibilities... one second it's a party back there, next thing you know a bunch of doors slam and yada finds himself in a backstage hallway, alone?  did Moby scoop yada's girl?  was yada into the cuckold thing, so he then watched? 

We went back stage post show and Moby was hanging out awkardly and provided people with vegan bacon as snacks. We left after about 5 minutes. The end.

worse plot for a porn EVER.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

That was the most unsatisfying story
D

Oh Jim Carrey has announced his departure

[sweetcell]

lol:

We asked Mastodon, the band, about Mastodon, the social media network, and they’re just as confused as the rest of us

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

lol:

We asked Mastodon, the band, about Mastodon, the social media network, and they’re just as confused as the rest of us

this was really great:
“If you type in ‘Mastodon‘ to your Google machine, the band usually comes up before the ice age animal. That's not that fair to the animal, so we're very sorry for that. Fans of prehistoric animals are the ones that have been really wronged here: 'I don't give a shit about this band! I just want to look at this furry elephant!’

[sweetcell]

so earlier today elon said that the truth behind #HunterBidensLaptop would be revealed in the #TwitterFiles.  the task of "breaking" the "story" was farmed out to matt taibbi... let the shitshow commence.  i'll be curious to see how much of this is real and true.

https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/1598822959866683394

he's adding to the thread as i type this. weeeeee.