COVID-19 2020

[sweetcell]

my #coronabeard is coming in nice.

nice, i hadn't bothered to check if "coronabeard" is a thing, but that's what i've been calling mine.  i grow a rather unimpressive beard, it takes weeks for it to approach respectability.  looks like i should (finally) have a full santa by the time this thing blows over... then i get to have fun torturing the missus with bad partial shaves (leaving a goatee, or mutton chops, a thin pencil 'stache, etc.)

wait - didn't the CDC say that beard should be avoided because they interfere with the proper operation of masks?  is this just another way the little guy can stick it to The Man?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Y’all do know you can shave under quarantine, right?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

then i get to have fun torturing the missus with bad partial shaves (leaving a goatee, or mutton chops, a thin pencil 'stache, etc.)

Dude...gotta go with the Zappa if you are going to do anything

Then you can finish it off with the porn stach

Y’all do know you can shave under quarantine, right?

Some of us have to appear in front of clients regularly...so need to be all spic-n-span
But I'm doing my part, man.  Don't rain on my parade it's a rally beard

[hutch]

Having a beard supposedly makes you more prone to catching it

At least that’s what I heard

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Having a beard supposedly makes you more prone to catching it

At least that’s what I heard

you are just jealous  #cannotgrowcoronabeard

In good news
James Dyson designed a new ventilator in 10 days. He's making 15,000 for the pandemic fight

[hutch]

I think beards are soooo ugly...also itchy

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I think beards are soooo ugly...also itchy

better not say that in the beer thread
and...how would you know?

[hutch]

Every year I try to grow one for five days or so

[hutch]

Boris Johnson tests positive

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Boris Johnson tests positive

You hate to see it.

[hutch]

So did anyone figure out what Germany is doing right? Over 40,000 cases with 250 deaths


Is it possible there are multiple strains with very different fatality rates?

[grateful]

Boris Johnson tests positive

Oh man, I just saw the news story, and he's really not looking good.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Boris Johnson tests positive

Oh man, I just saw the news story, and he's really not looking good.

And now he has COVID-19 on top of that.

[Space Freely]

Boris Johnson tests positive

Oh man, I just saw the news story, and he's really not looking good.

Not to knock a sick guy, but does he ever look good?

[Space Freely]

I just got yelled at for not noticing/cleaning up the evening mess my daughter left while I was making my cereal this morning. And I apparently didn't correctly put away the pots I used to make dinner after cleaning them last night,

So I'm basically a failure of a husband.

When do I get to go back to the office?