COVID-19 2020

[grateful]

Uh oh


Ok everyone go out on bike paths and exercise

Also,

• Run from home
• Run solo
• Run at less popular times of day
• Maintain a 6-foot distance from others
• Don't run if you feel sick

[sweetcell]

Uh oh


Ok everyone go out on bike paths and exercise

Also,

• Run from home
• Run solo
• Run at less popular times of day
• Maintain a 6-foot distance from others
• Don't run if you feel sick

that last point is a tough one for the missus.  she wants to run even more when she feels sick.  it's her cure-all.  some nonsense about white blood cells and immunity boosting blah blah blah.  luckily we have lots of places to run with no one around.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

What if you’re trying to escape homosexual urges because the Church of Scientology tells you it’s wrong? Should you run then? Asking for a friend.

[Space Freely]

Just stay home

https://medium.com/@jurgenthoelen/belgian-dutch-study-why-in-times-of-covid-19-you-can-not-walk-run-bike-close-to-each-other-a5df19c77d08

Shocking:

Bullshit article on bullshit website turns out to be bullshit.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v74az9/the-viral-study-about-runners-spreading-coronavirus-is-not-actually-a-study

This was my thought today about this article when i was out on my lunchtime bike ride.

Also, two middle aged helmet haired hags were walking together about eight feet apart, one on each edge of the trail. Socially distancing from each other but definitely not using proper trail etiquette. I cut between them on my bike and one of them yelled at me "Hey buddy, tell us you're coming!" I shot back, "Stay to the right like you're supposed to." I was going too fast to hear if they had a response.

That's my trail story for the day.

[Space Freely]

Wyoming:

239 cases
0 deaths

[grateful]

Wyoming:

239 cases
0 deaths

And how many of those are currently infected? How many have recovered?

My guess is that the terminal figures will be 24 dead and 215 recovered.

[hutch]

Wow from now on you are Dr Heilung

[grateful]

/deep bow/

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

/deep bow/

Next post is the big 5k. Make it count.

[grateful]

Oh shit!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Oh shit!

Nah, man, that’s pretty representative of your oeuvre. Good work.

[grateful]

#onbrand

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

#onbrand

It was on-brand. That was my point.

[Space Freely]

Wyoming:

239 cases
0 deaths

And how many of those are currently infected? How many have recovered?

My guess is that the terminal figures will be 24 dead and 215 recovered.

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

145 active cases so that means 94 recovered, 0 deaths so far.

[Yada]

Just stay home

https://medium.com/@jurgenthoelen/belgian-dutch-study-why-in-times-of-covid-19-you-can-not-walk-run-bike-close-to-each-other-a5df19c77d08

Shocking:

Bullshit article on bullshit website turns out to be bullshit.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v74az9/the-viral-study-about-runners-spreading-coronavirus-is-not-actually-a-study

This was my thought today about this article when i was out on my lunchtime bike ride.

Also, two middle aged helmet haired hags were walking together about eight feet apart, one on each edge of the trail. Socially distancing from each other but definitely not using proper trail etiquette. I cut between them on my bike and one of them yelled at me "Hey buddy, tell us you're coming!" I shot back, "Stay to the right like you're supposed to." I was going too fast to hear if they had a response.

That's my trail story for the day.

Almost as awesome as the flava flave lookin muthafucka story.