COVID-19 2020

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Organizer Of North Carolina Anti-Lockdown Protests Tests Positive For COVID-19

I feel like this forum needs a Karma's a bitch thread

Trump's driver and Pence Staffer

JUST IN: Second Pence staffer tests positive for coronavirus

Katy Miller, married to Stephen

That would be wonderful news, but where are you reading that?

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REM / Trump mashup Losing My Civilians

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Here.

Pence's press secretary tests positive for coronavirus, Trump says

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/08/politics/vice-president-mike-pence-staff-member-coronavirus/index.html

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

@nbcwashington
Virginia’s Phase 1 plan: Salons reopen w/ strict rules, restaurants can reopen outdoor seating 50% capacity, gyms outdoor only w/ less than 10, non essential retail 50% capacity, masks required. Churches allowed 50% capacity.  Entertainment stays closed.

Can Seth book shows in VA churches?

Ween fans are basically a suicide cult.

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Dancers will be nude except for gloves and masks. And the club owner, a real coronavirus warrior, says, “I’m willing to go to jail for this.”

Club Omaha plans to reopen later this month

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Dancers will be nude except for gloves and masks. And the club owner, a real coronavirus warrior, says, “I’m willing to go to jail for this.”

Club Omaha plans to reopen later this month

This could good for Reno strip clubs where meth mouth is prevelant.

That being said Oregon's drive thru and home delivery varieties are much better than the Instagram private room model.

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I wonder if this means,  restaurants can now force their workers back to work,  and off the 600 to 800 a week from unemployment.

Oh, they will be thrilled.   "You got my drink order wrong,  servant.  Fix it now. I've been oppressed in my house for months."

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

"You got my drink order wrong,  servant.  Fix it now. I've been oppressed in my house for months."

STOP: I cannot get more erect!

[WALKonBack]

Thatz some lulz, right there.

[Justin Tonation]

"You got my drink order wrong,  servant.  Fix it now. I've been oppressed in my house for months."

STOP: I cannot get more erect!

Read that in a Karen Walker voice.

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Number of daily deaths seems to be plummeting

I really hope for good

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Number of daily deaths seems to be plummeting

I really hope for good

Sat, Sun, and even Mon normally have undercounts with much higher totals Tues and Wed, but yeah 750 yesterday was the lowest daily total since March.

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A magnificent self own

WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse

https://twitter.com/wfla/status/1259867354206535681?s=21

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Gov. Ralph is saying that Nothern Va stays closed for two more weeks

"The Northern Virginia Region has about a 25 percent positivity rate, while the rest of the Commonwealth is closer to 10 percent. Further, in the last 24 hours, the Northern Virginia Region reported over 700 cases, while the rest of the Commonwealth reported approximately 270."

So you Richmond folks can start getting your pubic hair trimmed and tattoos added to your sleeve

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Speaking of dicey dodgy salad bars

watch the video in this tweet
https://twitter.com/Johnny_suputama/status/1258786799851376641
NHK conducted an experiment to see how germs spread at a cruise buffet.

They applied fluorescent paint to the hands of 1 person and then had a group of 10 people dine.