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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #600 on: February 08, 2024, 08:43:42 pm »
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #601 on: February 08, 2024, 08:43:49 pm »
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« Reply #602 on: February 11, 2024, 02:48:34 pm »
fondant potatoes …. They sure look delicious
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #603 on: February 13, 2024, 05:25:43 pm »
not only should our diets be potato-based, but so should our humor:

One day Princess Potato came into the throne room and announced to her parents, Queen Potato and King Potato, that she wanted to marry Jim Nantz. Her mother pleaded with her to change her mind, but the princess had her mind set.

With his wife in tears, the King Potato said, “I forbid you from marrying Jim Nantz!”

“But why, Daddy?” the princess asked.

“Because,” said the King, “you're a princess, and he’s just a common ‘tater.”
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #605 on: February 15, 2024, 12:01:42 am »
 Do I need to tap the sign that says: sweet potatoes are not potatoes

But sweet headline
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #606 on: February 20, 2024, 01:16:21 pm »
‘The worst film ever made’: how Sex Lives of the Potato Men broke British cinema

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/feb/20/the-worst-film-ever-made-how-sex-lives-of-the-potato-men-broke-british-cinema
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #607 on: March 01, 2024, 07:04:33 pm »
i really need to quit twitter.  it's not making my life any better.  it's just a cesspool of idiots yelling into the void of their isolated, circle-jerk echo chambers...

... but every now and then, just often enough, i come across shit like this and it almost makes sense.
 

 
almost.
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #608 on: March 08, 2024, 07:19:24 am »
Pickles are just unripen potatoes right??

Pickle dunk causes commotion inside South Jersey convenience store

https://www.fox29.com/news/pickle-poacher-causes-commotion-for-south-jersey-convenience-store

Warning Puns galore

Police in Gloucester County had been looking for a pickle-brained prankster who was caught on camera committing a bizarre crime.

It may not have been a big "dill," but police say what happened at the Heritage's store two weeks ago was in fact a crime

If the briny bandit wanted to go viral, well he's going to "relish" this. 
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #609 on: March 08, 2024, 09:15:12 am »
Pickles are just unripen potatoes right??

Can confirm. You have my full support.

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« Reply #610 on: March 08, 2024, 03:57:38 pm »
Warning Puns galore
it was puntastic!  absolutely punomenal
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #611 on: March 08, 2024, 09:42:22 pm »
Pickles are just unripen potatoes right??

Can confirm. You have my full support.

how can we expect liberals and conservatives to get along, when we can't even agree on what a pickle is?  we can disagree on opinions, but not on reality...
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #612 on: March 08, 2024, 11:07:57 pm »
A pickle is an unripened potato, end of general discussion
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Re: The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News
« Reply #614 on: March 12, 2024, 02:58:51 pm »
International Day of Potato | 30 May
https://www.fao.org/international-potato-day/en

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