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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #300 on: September 06, 2023, 03:08:28 pm »
guy has a wiki about him and his escapades
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reza_Baluchi

most recent attempt going to need a little more detail seeing as there was a bomb threat involved in this one
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #302 on: September 08, 2023, 11:06:56 am »
Why We Keep Putting Up With Martin Short




(personally I love short, but this headline cracked me up)
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #303 on: September 10, 2023, 12:50:52 pm »
Eating the Rich Sounds Pretty Good to Most of Us Right Now


Bonus points for including schadenfreude in the article
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« Reply #304 on: September 19, 2023, 12:20:10 pm »
Watch slime-covered penis mushroom that smells like rotting flesh grow and decay in mesmerizing time-lapse
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #305 on: October 01, 2023, 07:05:54 pm »
Man crashes vehicle into police station while blasting Guns N' Roses, police say
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #306 on: October 02, 2023, 01:54:21 pm »
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« Reply #307 on: October 03, 2023, 01:30:10 pm »
I like the mid sentence gulp… just don’t see that in headlines

Could We Really Be Headed Toward—Gulp—Speaker Stefanik?
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #308 on: October 06, 2023, 09:12:11 am »
Dead Rat Found In Middlesbrough shop selling Illegal Vapes And Alcohol To Children
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #309 on: October 06, 2023, 10:15:12 am »
Dead Rat Found In Middlesbrough shop selling Illegal Vapes And Alcohol To Children

So, a vape store?
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #310 on: October 06, 2023, 12:42:49 pm »
Dead Rat Found In Middlesbrough shop selling Illegal Vapes And Alcohol To Children

So, a vape store?

With one very ambitious rat
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #311 on: October 06, 2023, 01:33:01 pm »
Dead Rat Found In Middlesbrough shop selling Illegal Vapes And Alcohol To Children

So, a vape store?

With one very ambitious rat
what the headline leaves out is the rat was giving the profits, off the sales to these stupid human teens, to feed all the unhoused rats in his community, so lets not crucify this community-focused rodent
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #312 on: October 06, 2023, 07:40:35 pm »
The Black Eyed Peas have settled their case against a pooping unicorn toy

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« Reply #313 on: October 06, 2023, 11:16:09 pm »
The Black Eyed Peas have settled their case against a pooping unicorn toy
 
NOT THE INFO WE DESERVED, BUT THE INFO WE NEEDED
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #314 on: October 10, 2023, 01:41:17 pm »
Amish men carrying forbidden cell phones outed by national emergency alert test
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