The Great Headline thread

[kosmo vinyl]

guy has a wiki about him and his escapades
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reza_Baluchi

most recent attempt going to need a little more detail seeing as there was a bomb threat involved in this one

[hutch]

https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/38339369/11000-runners-dqd-mexico-city-marathon-per-report

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Why We Keep Putting Up With Martin Short




(personally I love short, but this headline cracked me up)

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Eating the Rich Sounds Pretty Good to Most of Us Right Now


Bonus points for including schadenfreude in the article

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Watch slime-covered penis mushroom that smells like rotting flesh grow and decay in mesmerizing time-lapse

[kosmo vinyl]

Man crashes vehicle into police station while blasting Guns N' Roses, police say

[sweetcell]

i 'like' the use of 'single' quotes by cnn

Disney sued over ‘severe’ injuries allegedly caused by ‘wedgie’ from water slide

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I like the mid sentence gulp… just don’t see that in headlines

Could We Really Be Headed Toward—Gulp—Speaker Stefanik?

[kosmo vinyl]

Dead Rat Found In Middlesbrough shop selling Illegal Vapes And Alcohol To Children

[Justin Tonation]

Dead Rat Found In Middlesbrough shop selling Illegal Vapes And Alcohol To Children

So, a vape store?

[kosmo vinyl]

Dead Rat Found In Middlesbrough shop selling Illegal Vapes And Alcohol To Children

So, a vape store?

With one very ambitious rat

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Dead Rat Found In Middlesbrough shop selling Illegal Vapes And Alcohol To Children

So, a vape store?

With one very ambitious rat

what the headline leaves out is the rat was giving the profits, off the sales to these stupid human teens, to feed all the unhoused rats in his community, so lets not crucify this community-focused rodent

[nkotb]

The Black Eyed Peas have settled their case against a pooping unicorn toy

[sweetcell]

The Black Eyed Peas have settled their case against a pooping unicorn toy

 
NOT THE INFO WE DESERVED, BUT THE INFO WE NEEDED

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Amish men carrying forbidden cell phones outed by national emergency alert test