The Great Headline thread

[sweetcell]

‘I want a beer’: Paralysed man communicates first words in months using brain implant

men are so awesome... you're in a coma, and what's the first thing you wanna communicate - "what happened, how did i get here? "tell my wife i love her"?  "are my kids ok?"  "how bad is it, will i be ok?"

nope... it's "gimme a brewski."  if he's in a coma, would he even be aware of his consumption of the beer?  could he taste it?

auto-pilot!

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Fart Attack: Brazilian Singer Hospitalized After Holding in Gas Around Boyfriend


Also...no commentary or article snips needed...it's all about the Headlines, baby

[grateful]

Mushrooms communicate with each other using up to 50 ‘words’

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Mushrooms communicate with each other using up to 50 ‘words’

I actually already read that

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Ted Cruz Trolls Mr. T

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Bolsonaro faces hard scrutiny over military’s purchase of penile implants

[Starsky]

https://www.the-sun.com/news/5145341/american-men-penis-size-beaten-by-australians-french/

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PROBING URANUS IS OUR NEXT SPACE EXPLORATION PRIORITY

[kosmo vinyl]

Cross posting to the JA thread

Canals, charcuterie and beer: how record shops are staying afloat

[grateful]

The Quest for "Forbidden Nut Flavor"

[sweetcell]

Canadian astronauts no longer free to rob and kill with abandon in space or on the moon


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

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Canadian astronauts no longer free to rob and kill with abandon in space or on the moon

It also means, presumably, that Canadians can currently murder and rob all they want, provided that they do it while in orbit.

just can't come home

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Man dies of heart attack while burying woman in backyard

(Reported by a Florida TV station, leading to an ill advised edit, took place in South Carolina)

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A Texas Christian Lady Went To A School Board Meeting And Proudly Proclaimed That She’s Never, Ever Had Anything Put In Her Butt


follow-up from a librarian author of the book that the woman wanted banned...hysterical
https://ashleyperez.com/2021/10/video-response-talking-back-to-angry-texas-mom-whose-tirade-got-out-of-darkness-banned/

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Gene-editing experiment turns fluffy hamsters into ‘aggressive’ mutant rage monsters