The Great Headline thread

[kosmo vinyl]

Mona Lisa: Man dressed as old woman throws cake at da Vinci painting

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Tractor-trailer crash sends 15,000 pounds of hot dog filler onto Pennsylvania highway



cue QOP blaming Biden for the future hot dog shortage

[sweetcell]

^ that area should be declared a biohazard disaster zone, and deemed uninhabitable for a few centuries.

[Justin Tonation]

Tractor-trailer crash sends 15,000 pounds of hot dog filler onto Pennsylvania highway



cue QOP blaming Biden for the future hot dog shortage

Sarah Sherman (SNL) on Twitter @SarahSquirm: "my nudes just leaked:"

[grateful]

The United States is the only country with more civilian-owned firearms than citizens

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BREAKING NEWS: CNN cutting back on over-hyping everything as "breaking news"

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Pierogi burglar strikes in Pennsylvania

The deets

The press release stated troopers are looking for a suspect who stole a five-pound bag of Mrs. T’s Pierogies from the victim’s residence and caused $10 worth of damage to the victim’s drywall.

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Pierogi burglar strikes in Pennsylvania

@johnfetterman
Don’t look at me, my alibi is rock solid. I’ve been resting + recovering at home in Braddock. ☺️

@Bob_Casey on the other hand… 👀

[Starsky]

Sucks he had a stroke…he needs more time before hitting campaign trail (the fact he has been resting three weeks indicates stroke wasn’t nothing)

Not sure it matters now but eventually he will need to be 100% or he will lose…I have this race as solid republican

[vansmack]

Naked Florida Couple Crashes into FedEx Truck While Doing Things We Can't Explicitly Describe in a Headline

[Starsky]

Sucks he had a stroke…he needs more time before hitting campaign trail (the fact he has been resting three weeks indicates stroke wasn’t nothing)

Not sure it matters now but eventually he will need to be 100% or he will lose…I have this race as solid republican

Geez
https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/06/politics/john-fetterman-campaign-trail-break-july/index.html

[Justin Tonation]

She got an STD during car sex. Now, Geico could pay her $5.2 million

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that is a great headline!
I will say I like the stock photo the NYpost ran with better

[grateful]

Two stuck in waist-high chocolate at MnM factory

[Justin Tonation]

A greatly understated headline:

To some surprise, Youngkin hosts series of Pride events