the conspiracy theory thread

[grateful]

OMFG walky predicted climate change, COVID and AI.

And now this!

i used to think that people believed in the facts that one day, maybe soon, we would all be destroyed by volcano, an earthquake or four,  maybe even the oceans and the glaciers and cthulhu arises to avenge the old ones.  but then i would attempt to trump that idealism by saying, "no . . . it will be the viruses mutating by either manmade hand or other design not imaginable that will defeat us on this planet."  we can't even stop the diseases that have been battled for how many years now.  and will the inventor of such cures for that which plague us, just give it away free for the sake of humanity, or bargain the shit out of it for the highest dollar.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/57087.html

now i suspect that it will be one these dumbshits who are obviously on missions of "one upping the other."  I have always hated the notion of hackers.  i even hated the movie.  they make me nervous for what they could "accidently" or on purpose do that could start war stand offs, cut electricity, and gods know what else to seriously fuck up and create forced states of anarchy.  i wish that all of our defenses and attacks capabilities could somehow not be controlled by computers.  that would show them.  "hack this hamster and wheel operation, you fuckhead!"

[sweetcell]

OMFG walky predicted climate change, COVID and AI.

And now this!

i used to think that people believed in the facts that one day, maybe soon, we would all be destroyed by volcano, an earthquake or four,  maybe even the oceans and the glaciers and cthulhu arises to avenge the old ones.  but then i would attempt to trump that idealism by saying, "no . . . it will be the viruses mutating by either manmade hand or other design not imaginable that will defeat us on this planet."  we can't even stop the diseases that have been battled for how many years now.  and will the inventor of such cures for that which plague us, just give it away free for the sake of humanity, or bargain the shit out of it for the highest dollar.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0611/57087.html

now i suspect that it will be one these dumbshits who are obviously on missions of "one upping the other."  I have always hated the notion of hackers.  i even hated the movie.  they make me nervous for what they could "accidently" or on purpose do that could start war stand offs, cut electricity, and gods know what else to seriously fuck up and create forced states of anarchy.  i wish that all of our defenses and attacks capabilities could somehow not be controlled by computers.  that would show them.  "hack this hamster and wheel operation, you fuckhead!"

he even wrote, in 2011, "trump that idealism" - he predicted DJT!  walkstradamus!!!

[Justin Tonation]

Get your name on the alien hit list!

NASA is sending a high-tech ‘message in a bottle’ to Jupiter. Here’s how you can add you name

[Blow, me, Joey]

After the last two, major updates for the Android phone . . . all camera guard apps mysteriously stopped working.  Most comments on play store from November to current questioning why, have been deleted.

Stop playing with your phone, on the toilet; they see you and your penis now.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Stop playing with your phone, on the toilet; they see you and your penis now.

So that's why I keep getting advertising for Monster condoms for my Magnum dong!

[Blow, me, Joey]

Thank you, for confirming, that the Android is still the phone, for us big dick, mofos.

[Blow, me, Joey]

Everything we do, everything we have done, everything we can't do, everything we are trying to do . . . is controlled by outside forces.

They. Them. Those. Always. Forever, until the end.

[kosmo vinyl]

Huffing the mimeograph ink again I see

[Yada]

Thank you, for confirming, that the Android is still the phone, for us big dick, mofos.

can confirm

[Space Freely]

Thank you, for confirming, that the Android is still the phone, for us big dick, mofos.

can confirm

I thought I was the only Android person in my family because my wife buys the expensive phones for her and my daughter, leaving me with the cheap one.

But I guess the big dick theory works too.

[Yada]

Thank you, for confirming, that the Android is still the phone, for us big dick, mofos.

can confirm

I thought I was the only Android person in my family because my wife buys the expensive phones for her and my daughter, leaving me with the cheap one.

But I guess the big dick theory works too.

I'm not sure I'd call the price tag on Androids cheap unless you're getting a POS, but at any rate, I'll never be converted to IOS.

[Blow, me, Joey]

Thank you, for confirming, that the Android is still the phone, for us big dick, mofos.

can confirm

But I guess the big dick theory works too.

The Earth, done shooketh.

[Blow, me, Joey]

Once you pull back the curtains of this reality, you can finally see the Oz of it all.

[Blow, me, Joey]

A very late Nor'easter dumps 2 plus feet of snow in New England, followed by a pretty good size East Coast earthquake, followed by a total eclipse of the Sun.

Oh yeah, this thread is horny baby.

Almost forgot . . . lightning struck the Statue of Liberty yesterday, as well.

There's something there.

[kosmo vinyl]

There is only something there, when you send a Self Addressed Envelope and get back a mimeographed rantings of a lunatic.  All other conspiracy theories are bunk and done for that sweet grifter cash.