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sweetcell

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1275 on: November 04, 2008, 04:21:00 pm »
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  i bet he can spell plumbing.
i'd be careful about branching out into new realms of stupidity, buddy.  we're used to your ideological non-starters, but you might wanna stay away from grammar and syntax.  your inability to distinguish between "your" and "you're", for example, is embarrassing.  just sayin'.
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1276 on: November 04, 2008, 04:22:00 pm »
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  i bet he can spell plumbing.
i'd be careful about branching out into new realms of stupidity, buddy.  we're used to your ideological non-starters, but you might wanna stay away from grammar and syntax.  your inability to distinguish between "your" and "you're", for example, is embarrassing.  just sayin'. [/b]
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1277 on: November 04, 2008, 04:22:00 pm »
"youre" canadian. thats enough for you to exit thread..are you celebrating with your ginormous gay pal yet?

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1278 on: November 04, 2008, 04:23:00 pm »
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  show me where he was tied to mccain before he asked this question.
who cares if he was tied to mccain or not... it seems pretty obvious to me that the "palling around with terrorists" angle wasn't gaining him any new voters, so instead they happen upon a taped conversation Obama has with some dude where he tried in depth to explain this policy and used some poorly chosen words to make his point.   now because of three little words all of a sudden the McCain campaign has a new set of ist's  and ism's they can throw around... then of course there's the old radio interview which keywords are again taken out of context...  
 
 did you see the colbert report where they had the actually Socialist Part Presidential candidate on where he called Obama and McCain capitalist's?  until Obama proposes that the workers start owning factories he's still very much a capitalist...
 
 and if want to see some wealth spreading head on up to Alaska...
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1279 on: November 04, 2008, 04:24:00 pm »
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  "youre" canadian. thats enough for you to exit thread..are you celebrating with your ginormous gay pal yet?
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1280 on: November 04, 2008, 04:24:00 pm »
i love getting you all up in a tizzy!!! its like a precursor to the McCain concession speech!!

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1281 on: November 04, 2008, 04:24:00 pm »
and please post my "youre' and "your" mishaps...kthx.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1282 on: November 04, 2008, 04:25:00 pm »
what tizzy?

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1283 on: November 04, 2008, 04:26:00 pm »
The problem is that Joe the "Plumber" didn't ask the question hypothetically. He asked as if it really applied to him...that he really has the $250,000 to buy his own business!   :eek:  
 
 
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  so if i asked..
 
 if i were to win the lottery how much would i be taxed?...the question is invalid b/c i had not yet won the lottery?
 
 or something like..
 
 what is the cost of caring for a dog...but i dont own a dog..the question is invalid?
 
 ummm...k.
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1284 on: November 04, 2008, 04:26:00 pm »
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  show me where he was tied to mccain before he asked this question.
who cares if he was tied to mccain or not... it seems pretty obvious to me that the "palling around with terrorists" angle wasn't gaining him any new voters, so instead they happen upon a taped conversation Obama has with some dude where he tried in depth to explain this policy and used some poorly chosen words to make his point.   now because of three little words all of a sudden the McCain campaign has a new set of ist's  and ism's they can throw around... then of course there's the old radio interview which keywords are again taken out of context...  
 
 did you see the colbert report where they had the actually Socialist Part Presidential candidate on where he called Obama and McCain capitalist's?  until Obama proposes that the workers start owning factories he's still very much a capitalist...
 
 and if want to see some wealth spreading head on up to Alaska... [/b]
no..i dont get my news from the colbert report.
 
 (insert fox news or talk radio comeback here)

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1285 on: November 04, 2008, 04:28:00 pm »
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Originally posted by wanderlust j. marshmallow:
  The problem is that Joe the "Plumber" didn't ask the question hypothetically. He asked as if it really applied to him...that he really has the $250,000 to buy his own business!    :eek:  
 
   
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  so if i asked..
 
 if i were to win the lottery how much would i be taxed?...the question is invalid b/c i had not yet won the lottery?
 
 or something like..
 
 what is the cost of caring for a dog...but i dont own a dog..the question is invalid?
 
 ummm...k.
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these are called hypothetical questions and can prove useful in figuring out someones vision for the future.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1286 on: November 04, 2008, 04:28:00 pm »
hey what happened to Venerable Bede? it says he's "unregistered" all of a sudden.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1287 on: November 04, 2008, 04:29:00 pm »
you were brainwashed by Ann Coulter.
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1288 on: November 04, 2008, 04:30:00 pm »
the wit has transferred to marshmellow.  i hate ann coulter btw.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1289 on: November 04, 2008, 04:31:00 pm »
My prediction:
 
 Total count: Obama, 364 | McCain, 174
 
 I have Obama winning all of the Kerry states, plus: Iowa, New Mexico, Colorado, Ohio, Virginia, Nevada, Florida, North Carolina and Missouri.
 
 And some final thoughts are posted here.