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Vas Deferens

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1245 on: November 04, 2008, 03:11:00 pm »
A message from David Byrne.
 
 Pardon the bulk mailing. I Can't Vote. I am an immigrant with a Green Card and, therefore, I am not eligible to vote in a federal election. ... On Election Day, I see my neighbors heading to the nearby elementary school to cast their ballots. The voting booth joint is a great leveler; the whole neighborhood - rich, poor, old, young, decrepit and spunky - they all turn out in one day.
 
 But most of you can vote. What can I say? The Republicans have made us less safe than before 9/11, bankrupted this economy, started an illegal war they can't - and don't intend to - finish, removed what sympathy (after 9/11) and respect the world had for the US, and have robbed US citizens of many of their basic rights.
 
 Global warming? What's that? Science and education? Investment in our future? No, thanks - we'll stick with a good 'ole hockey mom. Ignorant, and fucking proud of it, as is always the case.
 
 Although it looks like a shoo-in, it ain't over 'til Florida. And there are plenty of racists in this country who will vote against their own best interests. So please, get to your local elementary school, post office, town hall, or whatever, and cast your vote and make this a country we can all be proud of. We can get out of this mess, and life can be better than it is.
 
 David Byrne
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manimtired

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1246 on: November 04, 2008, 03:17:00 pm »
thanks for posting that nonsense by an idiot.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1247 on: November 04, 2008, 03:22:00 pm »
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  thanks for posting that nonsense by an idiot.
David Byrne is smarter and more talented than you and your whole entire family put together.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1248 on: November 04, 2008, 03:22:00 pm »
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  thanks for posting that nonsense by an idiot.
Ha ha ha...hence the title of this thread...sometimes the jokes really do write themselves.

Vas Deferens

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1249 on: November 04, 2008, 03:24:00 pm »
hopefully you get to shut up tomorrow and forever.
 
 
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  thanks for posting that nonsense by an idiot.
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1250 on: November 04, 2008, 03:24:00 pm »
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  thanks for posting that nonsense by an idiot.
David Byrne is smarter and more talented than you and your whole entire family put together. [/b]
yes..he has proved this through his shitty 80s pop band. lol wut.

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« Reply #1251 on: November 04, 2008, 03:28:00 pm »
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  thanks for posting that nonsense by an idiot.
David Byrne is smarter and more talented than you and your whole entire family put together. [/b]
yes..he has proved this through his shitty 80s pop band. lol wut. [/b]
he could have been in Milli Vanilli and still been more talented than you, sir.

manimtired

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1252 on: November 04, 2008, 03:30:00 pm »
you seem testy today...arent you in celebration mode?

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« Reply #1253 on: November 04, 2008, 03:33:00 pm »
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  you seem testy today...arent you in celebration mode?
you know, its fairly easy to poke fun at you and still remain in a good, exciting, celebratory mood.  In fact, I am so excited I cant even get any work done today.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1254 on: November 04, 2008, 03:33:00 pm »
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  thanks for posting that nonsense by an idiot.
oh, the irony...
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manimtired

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1255 on: November 04, 2008, 03:34:00 pm »
yes..that milli vanilli comment was HILARIOUS!!! the wit..oh the wit..

manimtired

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1256 on: November 04, 2008, 03:35:00 pm »
sweetcell..you going to vote with that big fella in the "c**t" shirt?  wait...you cant vote. LOL. neither can the other guy with the wit...swary.

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« Reply #1257 on: November 04, 2008, 03:36:00 pm »
i think you are the one whos testy!
 
   maybe you should stop and by some tissues on the way home from work.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1258 on: November 04, 2008, 03:37:00 pm »
no...im not a whiner/baby like you lefties.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #1259 on: November 04, 2008, 03:43:00 pm »
no wingnuts just bleat...
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