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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2008, 08:46:00 pm »
She hit the nail on the head with that reaction. Celeste said the same exact thing.
 
   
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 Smackette's first reaction: this is what happens when mommy's not around enough, which prompted me to spit my Mountain Dew acroos the room this morning.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2008, 08:54:00 pm »
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   as far as I know neither of his teen daughters are pregnant either...
Do you have photos of Pawlenty's teenage daughters?

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2008, 10:35:00 pm »
they get slutty to the third power.
 
 
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   Smackette's first reaction: this is what happens when mommy's not around enough, which prompted me to spit my Mountain Dew acroos the room this morning.
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2008, 09:48:00 am »
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  Apart from the sex organs, she and Hillary have absolutely nothing in common.
 
 So she's far from a Hillary clone.
but a lot of people still think that obama is a muslim terrorist that will turn our country into the next middle east, or something like that, if he is elected.  people see "woman" and they think "hillary" because that's what/who they were exposed to. [/b]
Who? I think this belongs in your conspiracy theory thread.
   :D    :eek:

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2008, 09:54:00 am »
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  McCain also denies not knowing that the Palins have a development deal for a reality show on E! to be called "Praisin' Palins"
Best post of yesterday. lol. "Raisin Palins" could work too.  ;)  
 When I heard, my jaw dropped and rather than gasp, I surprised myself and laughed. If I had a Mountain Dew, I would have shot it through my nose.
 I also feel badly for the her infant boy who seems to be babysat an awful lot by her 17 year old.
 Am I the only one who thinks of Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher" video when they see Palin?

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2008, 10:10:00 am »
the left/dems seems to be getting a bit nervous? no?


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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2008, 10:43:00 am »
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  the left/dems seems to be getting a bit nervous? no?
I cant even imagine a world where a republican nominee could win this election.  All Obama needs is Florida, Colorado and Virginia and its goodnight McCain.
 
   The only real question is whether the Obama supporters will come out on the 4th.  Traditionally, counting on black voters has been sketchy at best.  If they come out , its over, if not....we're gonna be up all night watching CNN again.
 
   This year, feels different, i think he's gonna win by 8+ points.

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2008, 10:47:00 am »
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2008, 10:50:00 am »
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  the left/dems seems to be getting a bit nervous? no?
Nope
 
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2008, 10:58:00 am »
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Originally posted by vansmack:
  The initial report made by the McCain campaign indicated that McCain knew this before making his final selection and had decided to continue making Palin the pick because her daughter was keeping the baby.
 
 Smackette's first reaction: this is what happens when mommy's not around enough, which prompted me to spit my Mountain Dew acroos the room this morning.
You have Mountain Dew for breakfast???!!!

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« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2008, 11:02:00 am »
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  website is so biased.
   http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/03/frequently-asked-questions-last-revised.html  
CNN has the same map almost.  Do you think McCain can take the upper midwest?
 
  electoral map, cnn

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2008, 11:14:00 am »
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Originally posted by manimtired:
  the left/dems seems to be getting a bit nervous? no?
Pawlenty, Huckabee, Joe Lieberman or even Sam fucking Brownback would've made me nervous. This pick honestly has me wondering if McCain really wants to win anymore.
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