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azaghal1981

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #45 on: September 02, 2008, 12:11:00 pm »
Going back to this pregnant daughter business, I can't help but feel bad for the dad. Poor guy just wanted to get laid like any other teenage boy and now he's being forced into marriage. Not to mention that he'll be surrounded by the press for anywhere between the next two months
  and 8.5 years (hopefully for his sake and the country's, it's the former).
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #46 on: September 02, 2008, 12:12:00 pm »
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  mccain
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well if not obama i will have to say i feel mccain is the likely winner. you dont think so?

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« Reply #47 on: September 02, 2008, 12:21:00 pm »
i am enjoying the use of bristol's bun in the oven to examine mccain's terrible track record with sex education.
 
 mccain and palin working to overturn roe v wade is one of the scariest things - to me - that would be the result of another republican in the white house.
 
 'McCain's record on issues surrounding teen pregnancy and contraceptives during his more than two decades in the Senate indicates that he and Palin have similar views. Until Monday, when the subject surfaced in a deeply personal manner, teen pregnancy and sex education were not issues in the national political campaign.
 
 Palin herself said she opposes funding sexual-education programs in Alaska. '
  source
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Sage 703

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« Reply #48 on: September 02, 2008, 12:33:00 pm »
This is what really blows my mind:
 
 With time running out ?? and as Mr. McCain discarded two safer choices, Gov. Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota and former Gov. Mitt Romney of Massachusetts, as too predictable ?? he turned to Ms. Palin. He had his first face-to-face interview with her on Thursday and offered her the job moments later. Advisers to Mr. Pawlenty and another of the finalists on Mr. McCain??s list described an intensive vetting process for those candidates that lasted one to two months.
 
 ??They didn??t seriously consider her until four or five days from the time she was picked, before she was asked, maybe the Thursday or Friday before,? said a Republican close to the campaign. ??This was really kind of rushed at the end, because John didn??t get what he wanted. He wanted to do Joe or Ridge.?
 
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 People familiar with the process said Ms. Palin had responded to a standard form with more than 70 questions. Although The Washington Post quoted advisers to Mr. McCain on Sunday as saying Ms. Palin had been subjected to an F.B.I. background check, an F.B.I. official said Monday the bureau did not vet potential candidates and had not known of her selection until it was made public.
 
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 In Alaska, several state leaders and local officials said they knew of no efforts by the McCain campaign to find out more information about Ms. Palin before the announcement of her selection, Although campaigns are typically discreet when they make inquiries into potential running mates, officials in Alaska said Monday they thought it was peculiar that no one in the state had the slightest hint that Ms. Palin might be under consideration.
 
 ??They didn??t speak to anyone in the Legislature, they didn??t speak to anyone in the business community,? said Lyda Green, the State Senate president, who lives in Wasilla, where Ms. Palin served as mayor.
 
 Representative Gail Phillips, a Republican and former speaker of the State House, said the widespread surprise in Alaska when Ms. Palin was named to the ticket made her wonder how intensively the McCain campaign had vetted her.
 
 ??I started calling around and asking, and I have not been able to find one person that was called,? Ms. Phillips said. ??I called 30 to 40 people, political leaders, business leaders, community leaders. Not one of them had heard. Alaska is a very small community, we know people all over, but I haven??t found anybody who was asked anything.?
 
 The current mayor of Wasilla, Dianne M. Keller, said she had not heard of any efforts to look into Ms. Palin??s background. And Randy Ruedrich, the state Republican Party chairman, said he knew nothing of any vetting that had been conducted.
 
 State Senator Hollis French, a Democrat who is directing the ethics investigation, said that no one asked him about the allegations. ??I heard not a word, not a single contact,? he said.
 
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eltee

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #49 on: September 02, 2008, 12:45:00 pm »
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  Palin herself said she opposes funding sexual-education programs in Alaska. '
   
Blows my mind that the state of Alaska does not require sex-ed. Oh well, maybe it'll be implemented.   ;)

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« Reply #50 on: September 02, 2008, 12:49:00 pm »
<img src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_uExTzMIDd1Y/R2O5nKq9_tI/AAAAAAAAATE/At2bb_K_3ao/s400/Sarah-Palin-Vogue.jpg" alt=" - " />

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« Reply #51 on: September 02, 2008, 12:56:00 pm »
the preggers daughter is one thing, but the fact that she liked lobbiest and pork as mayor is really blowing my mind. that's like mccains biggest thing
 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/01/AR2008090103148.html?wpisrc=newsletter
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manimtired

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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #52 on: September 02, 2008, 01:02:00 pm »
its all locked up for obama right? why all the fuss about this chick?

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« Reply #53 on: September 02, 2008, 01:04:00 pm »
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  its all locked up for obama right? why all the fuss about this chick?
Because she locked it up for him.

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« Reply #54 on: September 02, 2008, 01:06:00 pm »
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  the preggers daughter is one thing, but the fact that she liked lobbiest and pork as mayor is really blowing my mind. that's like mccains biggest thing
  http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/01/AR2008090103148.html?wpisrc=newsletter
don't forget those pesky polar bears getting in the way of her oil!
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Re: once again the jokes write themselves...
« Reply #55 on: September 02, 2008, 01:07:00 pm »
i think johnny's ok with the polar bears
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eltee

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« Reply #56 on: September 02, 2008, 01:10:00 pm »
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 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/01/AR2008090103148.html?wpisrc=newsletter
Okay, sorry, sonick, she does look like Tina Fey in that photo.

Sage 703

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« Reply #57 on: September 02, 2008, 01:13:00 pm »

Frank Gallagher

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« Reply #58 on: September 02, 2008, 01:14:00 pm »
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  Maybe he's casting around for a new girlfriend/wife. It's a great way to meet chicks.
     
VOTE MILF 08
 
 Were can I get that bumper sticker? [/b]
technically we're in GILF territory now. [/b]
True, very true, plus she's coughed out five sprogs out of that thang so probably like throwing a hotdog down a back alley at this point....then again, there's always anal!!!!  :eek:

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« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2008, 01:15:00 pm »
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  i think johnny's ok with the polar bears
Palin opposes the Bush administration's decision to list polar bears as a threatened species under the Endangered Species Act. Alaska sued Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne earlier this month to try to overturn his decision.
 
 Palin argues there isn't enough evidence to support a listing, and she fears it will harm oil and gas development in prime polar bear habitat off Alaska's northern and northwestern coasts.
 
 http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jiV2WBHEmiS0_TAkxcdOD_WFHDkAD92S4MS04
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