Originally posted by Bags:
blow job jokes?
A wealthy benefactor was visiting one of the top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", she said, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry" said the benefactor.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.
"Oh my God", she said, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."