Originally posted by Bags:
  blow job jokes?  
A wealthy benefactor was visiting one of the top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.  
 "Oh my god!", she said, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"  
 The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly." 
 "Oh, I am sorry" said the benefactor.  
 On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.  
 "Oh my God", she said, "What's happening in there?"  
 The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."